grandpa

Can your pecker touch your ass? A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pull a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?" Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered: "No Grandpa...

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey, guns and women with big tits.'

Ok, you all know me. I detest reposting stupid shit people send via email, but this one stuck out... One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and things in...