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    Maggie’s A View of Heaven...Not PC

    A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohammed?” he asks. “No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.” He points...