letter

Looks like USO is sending out letters about possible delays on orders. I happy to see them proactively provide information to customers. I can't wait till mine comes in; if it weren't for Horus and a bad batch of reticles I'd have my USO now.

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas'er...

REDNECK FARM KID in the ARMY Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till...