1. Sean the Nailer

    Maggie’s Paddy

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says 'You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy.' Paddy replies 'OK Mick, I'll be on me way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'What the....'...