1. shankster..

    Maggie’s Redneck Leroy and the Gator

    A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party, so he invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing...
  2. G


    The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was...
  3. paraman1

    Maggie’s Redneck letter from home

    Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas'er...
  4. shooter65

    Maggie’s Redneck map

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    Maggie’s Redneck Joins Thne Service Letter Home

    REDNECK FARM KID in the ARMY Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till...
  6. C

    Maggie’s Drinking with a redneck girl

    > Drinking with a Redneck Girl > > A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. > > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink...