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I got this in an email today...thought some of you might appreciate it. http://www.snotr.com/video/2630

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women -she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter...

<span style="font-weight: bold">Simona Halep Sets Date To Have Breast Reduction</span> May 28, 2009 Total Pro Sports - Many of us may have thought her previous threat to undergo breast reduction surgery would not fall through. Maybe she would realize how much those breasts meant to her fans...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around...

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Can't claim this one, (nor can I say I'd have the balls.....I've seen my wife shoot :)) Saw this in an e-mail and had to share When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's...

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless...