“Lock your doors tonight.” Sen Kennedy said

[JIMB3AM]

So…. Sen Kennedy said “Lock your doors tonight.” after the briefing and conversation about the UFO’s and whatever was supposedly shot down this past month. Am I to prep and plan to combat extraterrestrials ???
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7NVRxG/

 

[forrestgump01]

I always lock my door .
I never know when one of you unidentified faggoty pedo's from the government might try to sneak in my back door.
That includes you Mr Kennedy !

 

[wade2big]

Kennedy is a traitor like all the rest. He just happens to be more charming than most. I’ll believe nothing he says.

 

[candyx]

Trick is to leave the doors cracked open a bit and place the M18's above the door mounted to the ceiling , why not get a little more out of it using gravity.

 

[Bender]

The lock on my door is for their protection, not mine.

 

[Stevo86]

The lock on my door is for their protection, not mine.

Keep glasses of water around… according to the movie Signs…. They hate water.

 

[Int1968]

 

[pmclaine]

I think you can outrun them....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

So I am to believe that a locked door will stop a being that can travel through space from light years away?

 

[TheHorta]

It’s OK. Our bacteria will kick alien ass.

Extraterrestrials haven’t learned about harmful bacteria yet. They’re like Native Americans.

 

[akmike47]

*Project blue beam intensifies*

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I have Slim Whitman LP’s on Vinyl in my range bag.

I’m gonna be fine.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It’s OK. Our bacteria will kick alien ass.

Extraterrestrials haven’t learned about harmful bacteria yet. They’re like Native Americans.

If they land in Newark, they’ll just leave of their own accord.

Sirhr

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

So I am to believe that a locked door will stop a being that can travel through space from light years away?

Why yes
But you can only use the little button lock on the door knob
If you use a dead bolt then it's game over

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

Well that is what Mrs Lobster told me

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It’s OK. Our bacteria will kick alien ass.

Extraterrestrials haven’t learned about harmful bacteria yet. They’re like Native Americans.

Do we infect them with the Rona or some bacteria from the water in Mexico? Montezuma revenge is my vote

 

[candyx]

If they land in Newark, they’ll just leave of their own accord.

Sirhr

I take offense to that remark Newark is a lovely area .........

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I take offense to that remark Newark is a lovely area .........

Which is better, the sewage or the murder rate?

Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Which is better, the sewage or the murder rate?

Sirhr

The smell. I haven't been there in thirty years and I still can smell it

 

[candyx]

Which is better, the sewage or the murder rate?

Sirhr

You keep keep 1033 Police Officers employed watching shit flowing down hill........

 

[Holliday]

If you need to be told to lock your door at night something is wrong. My doors are always locked unless I am using one. Just force of habit. Surprises workers when they are locked in oops…..

 

[BCP]

 

[Maxwell]

@sirhrmechanic @DarnYankeeUSMC , with all due respect, try Trenton or Camden.

Maxwell

 

[candyx]

@sirhrmechanic @DarnYankeeUSMC , with all due respect, try Trenton or Camden.

Maxwell

Newark is a walk in the park next to Camden, the State Police had to pull out of Camden because its a little rough.

 

[Aftermath]

Meh. The Wuhan Flu will take them out. Chynna will be redeemed.

 

[Jgunner]

It’s OK. Our bacteria will kick alien ass.

Extraterrestrials haven’t learned about harmful bacteria yet. They’re like Native Americans.

They sure learned about carbs and sugars!

 

[powdahound76]

It’s OK. Our bacteria will kick alien ass.

Extraterrestrials haven’t learned about harmful bacteria yet. They’re like Native Americans.

I have a foot locker full of small pox infected blankets and handles of Everclear.

Should be able to incapacitate them pretty quick

 

[cas6969]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

View attachment 8095382

Just watched that… locks didn’t help.

 

[Alphatreedog]

@sirhrmechanic @DarnYankeeUSMC , with all due respect, try Trenton or Camden.

Maxwell

Meh Trenton doesn't smell . Camden is better than it was 25 yrs ago . Chester City south of Philly is a very bad shit hole . Hell North and West Philly from all reports is fuckin Mogadishu .

 

[UKDslayer]

Lock my doors? More like "Over Here, Beam Me Up Scotty"

 

[softcock]

Meh. The Wuhan Flu will take them out. Chynna will be redeemed.

Or... With a world food shortage on the horizon. China will welcome them as new food source .
-

-

 

[JIMB3AM]

The lock on my door is for their protection, not mine.

Well you’re already alien native’ish…..

 

[Tempest 455]

View attachment 8095382

This means something. This is important.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

This means something. This is important.

Do I have to watch a movie to figure out what that "something " is?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Extraterrestrials? Depending on their motives and culture Patriots and conservatives around the world might just team up with them and destroy the globalists.

Hernan Cortez and his 250 Spanish Conquistadors provided artillery and arquebus fire support for the 10,000 Tlaxcalan and other native allies who went berserk on their Aztec former enslavers once they got the upper hand.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Lock my doors? More like "Over Here, Beam Me Up Scotty"

Nah, more like "Tenochtitlan is that way guys. That is where they are killing and eating babies and committing all sorts of other shenanigans too. Hold on, we are going to lead the way. Let us get our weapons too. We know which of the gates are most lightly guarded and what time we can enter undetected!"

 

[Lug Nut]

Lock up your daughter.

Lock up your wife.

Lock up your back door.

Run for your life.

 

[cas6969]

Do I have to watch a movie to figure out what that "something " is?

If you've never seen it, that's a shame. Sure it's lost some of the edge it had in 1977, but still good.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

Close encounters...?

 

[JoshPutman]

Do we infect them with the Rona or some bacteria from the water in Mexico? Montezuma revenge is my vote

Nah, a bunch of Marines will probably capture one and fuck it, giving it multiple STD's.

 

[6.5SH]

Lock my doors? More like "Over Here, Beam Me Up Scotty"

 

[Sirshredalot]

This means something. This is important.

Uhf

 

[diggler1833]

The absolute best explanation I've heard about UFOs and aliens came from a Bible scholar who studied and wrote about the unseen realm.

He said: "Rest assured that when the government is talking about aliens...they they are trying to distract you from something else...it's never good either."

^ I think that occurs with a lot of things these days.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Nah, a bunch of Marines will probably capture one and fuck it, giving it multiple STD's.

If they taste like crayons, they are going to need a lot of backup

 

[101st]

I leave my doors unlocked and open. I encourage intruders

 

[ColinW]

I'm far more concerned with the disciples of Satan wearing suits and ties in Washington D.C and across the nations than some type of extraterrestrial life form.