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6' apart...hmmmmm....Can't wait to see how this plays out....

HeavyAssault

HeavyAssault

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    Have monkeypox? CDC advises no sex, but says masturbation 6 feet apart or virtual sex reduce risk

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends a variety of sexual activities that they claim will help prevent a spike in infections, including mutual masturbation.
    www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com

    I'm not sure who/how did the testing to get the results. Maybe they were locked down for two or three weeks??

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    Sam Kinnison had the whole discussion summed up in the 80's: "You suck the dick, you lose the kingdom. Romans 1."

    And yes, that really is something he said in one of his routines which I've remembered exactly as it was said since I first heard it as a teenager just over 30 years ago. Now if I could just remember to take out the trash on Tuesday nights.
     
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    Can I still microwave a cantaloupe and have sex with it? I can? Perfect. Fuck everyone else
     
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