6' apart...hmmmmm....Can't wait to see how this plays out....

[HeavyAssault]

Have monkeypox? CDC advises no sex, but says masturbation 6 feet apart or virtual sex reduce risk

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends a variety of sexual activities that they claim will help prevent a spike in infections, including mutual masturbation.

www.foxnews.com

I'm not sure who/how did the testing to get the results. Maybe they were locked down for two or three weeks??

 

[7.62willdo]

When I was 18 this would not have been a problem but now 6” is a stretch….?

 

[kcbird]

There goes my fucking weekend.

 

[Smitty192]

"Stand back"

-Peter North

 

[kthomas]

Lol if you think this is bad, you should see the BC (British Columbia) CDC's guidance for sexual practices during COVID.

They literally recommended glory holes

 

[spamassassin]

Sam Kinnison had the whole discussion summed up in the 80's: "You suck the dick, you lose the kingdom. Romans 1."

And yes, that really is something he said in one of his routines which I've remembered exactly as it was said since I first heard it as a teenager just over 30 years ago. Now if I could just remember to take out the trash on Tuesday nights.

 

[Cardboard55]

Women can lactate further than that.

 

[cas6969]

Well there goes the bus ride home! Great.

 

[Cardboard55]

Well there goes the bus ride home! Great.

Puts an unexpected twist on a drive-by...

 

[The D]

Can I still microwave a cantaloupe and have sex with it? I can? Perfect. Fuck everyone else

 

[TheGerman]

Jokes on you.

My cock is longer than 6 feet.

 

[mvphilly]

I bet Jefferey Toobin from CNN can do that.

 

[Cardboard55]

Jokes on you.

My cock is longer than 6 feet.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Jokes on you.

My cock is longer than 6 feet.

Zee Uber-schlong!!! Gott im himmel!!

 

[Maser]

Where's Team Bukkake when we need them!?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Where's Team Bukkake when we need them!?

Apparently… 6 feet away?

 

[HeavyAssault]

Can I still microwave a cantaloupe and have sex with it? I can? Perfect. Fuck everyone else

TMI....

 

[The D]

TMI....

I thought this was a judgement free zone?

 

[Smitty192]

I thought this was a judgement free zone?

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This is why you have sex with cantaloupes, not watermelons. You’re welcome.

Carry on.