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Maggie’s 9 WORDS WOMEN USE

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  • Jun 19, 2004
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    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


    (5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question it, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").


    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Shut up"


    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
     
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    this is the greatest thing that ive seen on this site so far, and its so true. By the way my wife thinks it great too. She made me put this, she also said i had five minutes on here left.
     
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    haha thats awesome, thanks mate.

    "thanks a lot!" hurts my brain...
     
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    Very good and accurate
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    Sorry but number one is incorrect . Fine is actually an acronym . If you ask your wife if she is OK and she says , "I am F.I.N.E." it actually means she is ...

    F. Fucked Up
    I. Insecure
    N. Neurotic
    E. Emotionally Unstable

    The rest is all spot on .
     
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    Might not be such a bad idea.....



    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: riverguide</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ya know Shooter when I read posts like this I think I'll never get married again... </div></div>
     
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    And never trust your wife when she says, "Really, I don't want anything for Valentine's Day".......
     
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Michael N</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sorry but number one is incorrect . Fine is actually an acronym . If you ask your wife if she is OK and she says , "I am F.I.N.E." it actually means she is ...

    F. Fucked Up
    I. Insecure
    N. Neurotic
    E. Emotionally Unstable

    The rest is all spot on . </div></div>

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