Maggie’s A boy's first condom

One-Eyed Jack

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Nov 29, 2004
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<span style="font-weight: bold">A Story of a Boy's First Condom</span>

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me ...
 
Re: A boy's first condom

That is too funny BUT could be true anyways lucky boy in my book!

Ah the joys of being young again
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Re: A boy's first condom

Years ago before they had the self check out devices in grocery stores. Some friends and I had a little game going when buying condoms we would try to get the most unusual items along with them in order to make the clerk wonder what the hell we were doing later that night. My personal favorite was chapstick a head of lettuce a power bar and a bulk box of condoms at three in the morning.
 
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My first condom purchas was nothing like that. The drug store that I went to was almost always empty and it had a bunch of old ladies working there. Wouldn't you know that the condoms didn't have a price and the old lady at the check out had to have a price check. She read everything on the box. The store that was always empt just happen to have my uncle shopping there and the priest from my church.
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