A dude was having sex with his girl one morning, and while 69ing, he suddenly remembers he has a dentist appointment that morning. So, he goes in the bathroom and brushes his teeth 5 times, flosses 3 times, gargles with mouth wash 4 times,.....paranoid that the dentist will smell his girl's cooch on his breath.
So he get to the dentist, while chewing on a few breath mints, still worried that he'd be embarrassed if the dentist smelled his girl.
So the dentist starts on him and stops,...looks him in the eyes and says,....."did you 69 with your girlfriend before coming here?".
The dude says, "why, do you smell her cooch on my breath?"
The dentist says,....."no, your forehead smells like shit".
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So he get to the dentist, while chewing on a few breath mints, still worried that he'd be embarrassed if the dentist smelled his girl.
So the dentist starts on him and stops,...looks him in the eyes and says,....."did you 69 with your girlfriend before coming here?".
The dude says, "why, do you smell her cooch on my breath?"
The dentist says,....."no, your forehead smells like shit".
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