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Maggie’s A Halloween Fairy Tale

One-Eyed Jack

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Nov 29, 2004
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There lived a man who was very unhappy because he was deeply in love with a
girl who didn't know he was alive. In desperation, he visited a coven of
witches who lived nearby and presented his case before them.

Touched by his tale of woe, and impressed with the young man's appearance,
manner, and bearing, they decided to help him. They worked their magic and
eventually presented the young man with several small objects that looked
like capsules. "Bury these under the window of your beloved under a full
moon and she will love you," they instructed.

Doubtful, the young man resolved nevertheless to do as the witches
instructed. On the very next full moon, he stealthily made his way over to
his beloved's house and carefully buried the capsules in the rich loam
beneath her window. Nothing happened right away, but, trusting the wisdom of
the old ladies, he went home to see what the next day would bring.

The next morning, he walked hopefully over to the girl's house and rang her
doorbell. She opened the door, saw it was him, and grabbed him. She hugged
him, kissed him, and invited him in for lunch. Their courtship was short but
passionate, and within a month they were happily married.

Late one night after they had been married, the young man visited the coven
again. "I just want to thank you ladies for your help. My life is everything
I could have desired."

"No problem, dearie," said one of the old ladies. "After all, nothing says
lovin' like something from the coven, and pills buried says it best."
 
Re: A Halloween Fairy Tale

Que?

Maybe it is because I'm from the south, but I have no idea what that means. Is that a common phrase or something I'm not privy to?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jethro3898</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Que?

Maybe it is because I'm from the south, but I have no idea what that means. Is that a common phrase or something I'm not privy to?

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It's the Pilsbury baked goods slogan

It took me a minute to figure it out... Then I was like "Awwwwe maaaaaaan" lame!
 
Re: A Halloween Fairy Tale

Wow.... I don't know how I actually figured out the punch line. I was disappointed when I did! Lol
 
Re: A Halloween Fairy Tale

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OP should do pushups until I get tired. </div></div>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!