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Maggie’s a lone Ranger

Triggernometry

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Jun 23, 2006
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Baton Rouge, LA
A battalion of Marines was on a beach doing PT when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone Army Ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a Marine up to see what was going on.
As the Marine approached the Ranger sprinted into the woods, and the Marine followed.
Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.
The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.
The Ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.
Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire platoon up to the top of the hill.
The Ranger ran into the woods.
He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the Marines anywhere.
The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of Marines charging up the hill.
The Ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.
Finally a terribly wounded Marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.
The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one Army Ranger destroyed an entire battalion of Marines"
The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them."

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RLTW!
 
Re: a lone Ranger

The first time I heard this joke it was a 2 confederates against an entire battalion of Union Army. Lewis Grizzard was the teller.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cavscout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The first time I heard this joke it was a 2 confederates against an entire battalion of Union Army. Lewis Grizzard was the teller. </div></div>

+1, "It's a trick General Sherman. There's two of them." Lewis was fricking hilarious.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: McCrazy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Let's find out Deadly
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Im not a POG so i cant help you on that side, but a Marine Grunt, we are sensitive and loving of all people
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Re: a lone Ranger

The funny thing is, you dont see a lot of Marines telling jokes that put down the Army or Rangers, yet soldiers have all of these jokes. Must be jealousy. When Marines tell this joke it is pirates, or taliban...