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Maggie’s A Paradox

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A pair of ducks.......

.....wait a minute....

...what?

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hangunnr


Sorry, I couldn't resist....
 
Re: A Paradox

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am so lost on this post......! </div></div>

What makes his nose grow? A lie.
If his nose doesn't grow, then he didn't tell the truth, and his nose has to grow. But it can't, because he said it would.
 
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If God can do anything, can He create a stone that even he couldn't lift?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I go back in time and kill my great, great grandfather, what happens to me?

The ducks puzzle me though! </div></div>

They would put you in jail for murder 1, though its more a question of what would the Hide do without your comments, Q
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hangunnr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A pair of ducks.......

.....wait a minute....

...what?

JR69089-duck-pair-ruffle.jpg


hangunnr


Sorry, I couldn't resist.... </div></div>


+1...
I still like the pair of ducks.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I go back in time and kill my great, great grandfather, what happens to me?

The ducks puzzle me though! </div></div>


Paradox = pair a dux = pair of ducks
 
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An indian chief keeps having the same dream so he goes and talks to a shrink, he say "Doc, I keep dreaming the same thing, first I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then back to the teepee. it goes on all night long, back and forth. what does it mean?"

The Docter tells the chief "its simple, you're two tense."