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Maggie’s A penguin

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Sep 30, 2007
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Ft Eustis - Virginia
A penguin take his car to a local garage and says to the mechanic, "I'm having some problems with the car. Can you help me?"

The mechanic says, "Let me look it over and I'll let you know what's wrong."

So, the penguin looks around and sees a convenience store near by. He goes over there and gets a small carton of ice cream. (He is a penguin, after all. He like cold stuff.) Well, being a penguin, he has no hands and eats his ice cream by sticking his beak into the carton. This is quite messy, but he does not care because he loves vanilla ice cream.

He lights a cigarette and heads back to the garage to see if the mechanic has had a chance to diagnose his car's problem. As he approaches the mechanic, the mechanic says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin says, "No. That's just ice cream."