Maggie’s afternoon sex

[garrett4]

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

- 'An ambulance just drove by!'

- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'

- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

- 'Jason is on his skate board!'

- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are screwing!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're screwing?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.

 

[dlc356]

Re: afternoon sex

That's great!

 

[oldgrayone]

Re: afternoon sex

Now that was good.

 

[Alaskaman11]

Re: afternoon sex

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: garrett4</div><div class="ubbcode-body">



Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

- 'An ambulance just drove by!'

- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'

- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

- 'Jason is on his skate board!'

- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are screwing!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're screwing?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.



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That is a hell of a good idea!

 

[doc76251]

Re: afternoon sex

Do much the same. Except I put both at different windows and give them 20 objects to mil. No calculators, no MDM. THEN they must compare to ensure the correct range

That's good for at least 1 hr of argument.

Of course concentration is difficult when the eldest is arguing with the youngest

"Yer' out of your mind the 99' Dodge 2500 came with 16" rims its at 123 yards"

"NO, Mr Marcus replaced the rims, they are 20's and it's at 111 yards"

"No they were 22's"

"Nuhhaa"

"Yahhuuu"

"Well Jerome told me they were chrome 20's"

"Jacob said they were polished aluminum 22's"

In unison "DAD, WHERE'S THE TAPE MEASURE?"

Knuckle heads

Cheers,

Doc

 

[Kogapsp]

Re: afternoon sex

I give mine one Oreal cookie and a small glass of milk since it only take me 30 seconds to do the job.