Almost lost our beloved President today...

[The King]

In a terrible mismanagement of the safety of our beloved President, some stupid fucker let him drive a car:

Biden filmed putting the Ford F-150 Lightning electric pickup through its paces

The president's usually more of a Corvette guy, but it seems like he's having a good time with the Lightning.

www.cnet.com

Quotes, I imagine, from todays episode:

"Where am I and what are all you people doing in my bathroom? Can't you see I'm taking a shit here!"

"What the hell is a pedal?"

"Jesus, did I just run those people over?"

"HOW DO WE STOP!?1??!!"

"If you purple the token swap, you can flatten out the curve of the apple sauce Folks. And thats whats really important when the elves come to take your whiskey and have sex with your lawn chairs in Australia."

and finally, being a Ford all electric vehicle...

"It quit working..."

 

[supercorndogs]

IT was all on a green screen. He never got out of his office chair in the hollywood studio.

 

[KZP]

If you look closely, the passenger next to him appears to have a steering wheel as well.

 

[10ring'r]

A F'n supposed "work truck", with F'n batteries! Hold my F'n beer! Yeah, put 12k+ pounds behind that and see how far you can drive it...It ain't going to work. OH, WAIT.....just like the dumbass sitting behind the F'n wheel! Mac

 

[rtB]

It's got enough towing capacity for a diesel generator and a large diesel tank. Just so you can actually go somewhere.

 

[Tchitcherine]

"Work truck?" More like Woke truck.

 

[Boon20]

 

[Jgunner]

If you look closely, the passenger next to him appears to have a steering wheel as well.

It totally fucking does and that’s who’s driving it!!!


not that i have ever been a ford fan, but I definitely wouldn’t buy one after this.

 

[Seed tick]

Anybody remember who posted the shit about wearing an onion on his belt that was the style at the time etc. can’t remember the thread or who wrote it but it was fucking great!

 

[Flyingbullseye]

What's even more crazy is the poor dumb bastard that agreed to ride along with him. Who wants to bet he drew the short straw for that one?

 

[KipM]

What's even more crazy is the poor dumb bastard that agreed to ride along with him. Who wants to bet he drew the short straw for that one?

I'm pretty sure everyone on his detail drew the short straw.

 

[TurboTrout]

If you look closely, the passenger next to him appears to have a steering wheel as well.

Baaaa ha ha ha!

That’s exactly what it is too, like when you try to teach a child how to dive. Sad when the guys brain is mush to the point you need that lol

Most voted for president everrrrrrr!

compare to

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Did you see that numbnuts try and play golf the other day?

Here's a clip...



But the media is eating it up. "He is so dreamy... he drives like Mario Andretti and golfs like Tiger Woods. Look at his biceps..."

Fucking communists.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[BullGear]

They need to let him do that on the rim of the Grand Canyon.

I'm just saying.....

 

[TexPatriot]

What'd he do, go cruising for little boys?

 

[NCHillbilly]

In a terrible mismanagement of the safety of our beloved President, some stupid fucker let him drive a car:

Biden filmed putting the Ford F-150 Lightning electric pickup through its paces

The president's usually more of a Corvette guy, but it seems like he's having a good time with the Lightning.

www.cnet.com

Quotes, I imagine, from todays episode:

"Where am I and what are all you people doing in my bathroom? Can't you see I'm taking a shit here!"

"What the hell is a pedal?"

"Jesus, did I just run those people over?"

"HOW DO WE STOP!?1??!!"

"If you purple the token swap, you can flatten out the curve of the apple sauce Folks. And thats whats really important when the elves come to take your whiskey and have sex with your lawn chairs in Australia."

and finally, being a Ford all electric vehicle...

"It quit working..."

That was fuckin AWESOME! I haven't laughed that hard since Nov. 4th.

 

[Texasflyer]

The truck, embarrassed, would not do the charade without being covered up.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

At least they circled the problem.

 

[Davo308]

I heard he told the pickup it wasn't black.

 

[Davo308]