And yet another Darwin award

[Maggot]

High on meth, gets stuck inside a a piece of farm equipment. This one's a head scratcher.

Man lucky to be alive after being found stuck inside farm ...​

https://abcnews.go.com › story



3 hours ago — PHOTO: A man is lucky to be alive after he was rescued from being stuck. Sonoma' Sheriff's Office/Facebook.

 

[Im2bent]

Meh still alive so not quite

 

[Steel head]

Maggot failure

 

[diggler1833]

Rescues like this should come with a free vasectomy/tubal ligation.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I suspect you do not understand the rules of the Darwin Award.
Had they found his bloated corpse, THEN he would be eligible for an award.

 

[BLEE]

Maybe it was a drop point for the drugs.

 

[Steel+Killer]

I suspect you do not understand the rules of the Darwin Award.
Had they found his bloated corpse, THEN he would be eligible for an award.

He was just going by the current “everybody receives a participation trophy” PC Climate that we are in today.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

If at first you don't succeed,,,,,, try, try again!

 

[Doc68]

Too bad it wasnt a chipper.....

Doc

 

[DocRDS]

Technically you don't h ave to die to get a Darwin...just remove yourself from the gene pool.

Case in point:
There was a case where somehow a man electrocuted his member off (it was wither lightenening or high voltage). He survived sans reproductive "equipment". My quick google search did not bring the story, but its out there. Its rare--but with effort....

 

[Maggot]

I suspect you do not understand the rules of the Darwin Award.
Had they found his bloated corpse, THEN he would be eligible for an award.

I stand corrected.

 

[MK20]

My doc friend had a GSW show up in the er the other day. Two dudes were high on meth and one thought that gremlins were attacking his penis.

The obvious solution was to avail himself of an AKM and try to shoot the gremlins off his penis. He missed, but shot himself in the pelvis, missed everything important, and the round ended up in his buttock.

Lesson learned: if gremlins attack your penis, don’t try to shoot them off.

 

[Im2bent]

My doc friend had a GSW show up in the er the other day. Two dudes were high on meth and one thought that gremlins were attacking his penis.

The obvious solution was to avail himself of an AKM and try to shoot the gremlins off his penis. He missed, but shot himself in the pelvis, missed everything important, and the round ended up in his buttock.

Lesson learned: if gremlins attack your penis, don’t try to shoot them off.

It's a shame they weren't going for his nose Instead.....

 

[Maggot]

It's a shame they weren't going for his nose Instead.....

Yeah, but he missed his penis and if he missed his nose we'd have another vegetable to support.

 

[Davo308]

We need to bring back sabre tooth tigers to take care of people like this.