And you think you had a bad day.

[Maggot]

Dude already had Covid 19 and gets bitten by a Black King Cobra.

Damn.


British man with coronavirus suffering paralysis and blindness ...
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[The D]

Man, that co-hiv is brutal isn’t it?

 

[pmclaine]

Does the snake have to quarantine now?

 

[candyx]

Talk about having a bad day, cutting the lawn today and just finished up and I notice Wife's rubicon driver's window is fragged from a stone I guess. Wife comes outside to tell me something is wrong with the picture window which also got fragged by a stone. WTF are the chances of that happening........

 

[Ravenworks]

Try having a bad year

 

[TheHorta]

I was bitten by Chuck Norris once.

Few people know that Chuck is a biter.

 

[Not a Sniper]

Dude already had Covid 19 and gets bitten by a Black King Cobra.

Damn.


British man with coronavirus suffering paralysis and blindness ...
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Once bitten - twice shy.

 

[Not a Sniper]

I was bitten by Chuck Norris once.

Few people know that Chuck is a biter.

Good thing you didn't bite Chuck; rumor has it he was bitten by a black cobra (with Covid) and after several days of extreme pain...

the cobra died.

 

[10ring'r]

Talk about having a bad day, cutting the lawn today and just finished up and I notice Wife's rubicon driver's window is fragged from a stone I guess. Wife comes outside to tell me something is wrong with the picture window which also got fragged by a stone. WTF are the chances of that happening........

Have you been mowing the acreage?? Mac

 

[Jscb1b]

If he dies it is listed as chinflu right?

 

[candyx]

Have you been mowing the acreage?? Mac

Just 2 acres or as we called a postage stamp lot.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Cancer, COVID X2, malaria, dengue fever and now black king cobra twice!!
This mother fucker is kicking the grim reapers ass.

 

[Son of Dorn]

Cancer, COVID X2, malaria, dengue fever and now black king cobra twice!!
This mother fucker is kicking the grim reapers ass.

"I saw the Grim Reaper, and I kicked him in the stones and spit in his eye and told him it ain't my time yet!" ~~ Cotton Hill

 

[oneshot86]

Talk about having a bad day, cutting the lawn today and just finished up and I notice Wife's rubicon driver's window is fragged from a stone I guess. Wife comes outside to tell me something is wrong with the picture window which also got fragged by a stone. WTF are the chances of that happening........

oh damn, sorry

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That sounds like one of those Farmer's Insurance commercials

Talk about having a bad day, cutting the lawn today and just finished up and I notice Wife's rubicon driver's window is fragged from a stone I guess. Wife comes outside to tell me something is wrong with the picture window which also got fragged by a stone. WTF are the chances of that happening........

 

[Snipe260]

Talk about having a bad day, cutting the lawn today and just finished up and I notice Wife's rubicon driver's window is fragged from a stone I guess. Wife comes outside to tell me something is wrong with the picture window which also got fragged by a stone. WTF are the chances of that happening........

Very lucky

 

[candyx]

Very lucky

If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

 

[CSGambill]

So, getting bitten by a cobra is another symptom of COVID?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You're on the right side of the dirt!!

If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

 

[CcoFirst]

So BBC stands for big black cobra... who knew!