I was wondering if anyone on the hide builds these or if you have one how do you like it? They sell out as soon as they are made by the local guy in Lakewood WA.
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What is is for?
Looks like a cock ring with an anal bead on it
Looks like a cock ring with an anal bead on it
Uh d’uh.
With an anal bead on it?
I prefer a more traditional look...
I pity da fool!I prefer a more traditional look...
What sizes do they come in? I need a magnum..... and a small for a friend....
If you saw how much people pay for the toast it’s not much cheaper lolI prefer a more traditional look...
In just gonna say, looking at it makes me feel like i have fiberglass particles in between my fingers....
Does it come in something softer? Like velvet, blond velvet?
For the decerning thug that wants to make sure he knocks out the elderly person he sucker punches, we give you the toast. Thats all grandma is gonna smell as she strokes out towards the ground from your inhanced punch, Toast. Get yours today, new for 100 bucks or stolen and resold for 180.
Hope they wiped the prints off first.... used lol did they hit someone famous with it?!? Lol
What in the serious Fuck is going on here??!!
This, and I'll add.... ????????
(did I miss a memo?)
As I understand it, anal beads come in all kinds of sizes. A Google search could help you find the magnum you want.
Well this “Toast Knuckle” is selling like crazy on Facebook. Can’t understand how the value of it is getting over a hundred dollars for it. Looks like it would hurt like crazy to hit anything with it.
Why the fuck do I always get attracted to clicking on these threads! 
Give Poor's money for nothing and this is the bullshit they come up with to spend it on.
Imma be the scary one, imagine, someone pulls out the toast and you pull out, the opressor. Only 29.99 from whamo!
With all the replies to this thread it has become the next comedy thread.
This one cums with the itty bitty beads for the OAF Masochist. Your Uretha Franklin will soon be as inflamed as Maggot's.
Imma pass........
Imma pass........
Talk about turning the brown eyes blue.
I heard that song on the radio today
I was thinking it would bring a new level to "im gonna punch you in the mouth" lol
In all reality here is some advice from a Texas state trooper that has served me well my entire life. "If you get in a situation where there is more than 1 on 1 then grab a car antenna and pull it sideways until it snaps. Then swing for the fences." Its available on demand and free and devastating.
Maggot wouldn't get anything done all day though. He'd just sit around and burn a fatty and stroke them shiny balls to his little hearts content.
Hi,
Ok Jailman....WTF did I just watch????
He almost sounds like he needs to get his ass kicked to prove his "idea" is pretty much useless as he describes it...
Sincerely,
Theis
i love brass knuckles (for some reason)......but im not going to rely on them for self defense.......and im especially not going to rely on an even shittier 1 finger version of them.
1) for some odd reason, brass knuckles are illegal in many places.....no laws on guns, no laws on knives or batons....but damn if you have brass knuckles, youre going to fucking jail.
1A) police arent stupid......and most DAs will classify these "keychains" as knuckles if used in an encounter.......
2) if im justified in using knuckles, im justified in using ANY deadly weapon......im not going to choose the shittiest one that requires me to be within arms reach of the perp.......im going to choose something effective, like a gun.....or a knife........or at the very least something that gives me distance, like a baton.
3) knuckles are not a force multiplier...for an impact weapon, a force multiplier is damn near a necessity to be effective......i can have my chick hit me with a pair of brass knuckles.....and itll hurt, but it wont incapacitate me.
if i have her hit me with a baton, im going down
if you are attacked by someone larger than you (which is likely because criminals are pussies).....that "key chain" isnt going to do jack shit.
the people that buy these things are mall ninjas....and people who have never been in an actual fight.......
carry a real weapon if you are serious about self defense.
1) for some odd reason, brass knuckles are illegal in many places.....no laws on guns, no laws on knives or batons....but damn if you have brass knuckles, youre going to fucking jail.
1A) police arent stupid......and most DAs will classify these "keychains" as knuckles if used in an encounter.......
2) if im justified in using knuckles, im justified in using ANY deadly weapon......im not going to choose the shittiest one that requires me to be within arms reach of the perp.......im going to choose something effective, like a gun.....or a knife........or at the very least something that gives me distance, like a baton.
3) knuckles are not a force multiplier...for an impact weapon, a force multiplier is damn near a necessity to be effective......i can have my chick hit me with a pair of brass knuckles.....and itll hurt, but it wont incapacitate me.
if i have her hit me with a baton, im going down
if you are attacked by someone larger than you (which is likely because criminals are pussies).....that "key chain" isnt going to do jack shit.
the people that buy these things are mall ninjas....and people who have never been in an actual fight.......
carry a real weapon if you are serious about self defense.
I apologize.
"But it's probably legal". LMFAO
Hi,
Yea per his 2 lawyers...one probably a real estate lawyer and other is probably one of those "If you get hit by a vehicle with a companies name on it call me asap" lawyers.....
The FACT that his stupid ass video highlights "how" to say it is a paper weight, etc etc is the same video a lawyer will use to prove it as "brass knuckles".....
So during a fight he is going to shrug off the sucker punch to the grill and untuck his shirt (Because only Troglodytes wear untucked shirts) to reach up and rip his chain off then finger fuck a piece of toast...all without getting punched in the fucking grill again.
Sincerely,
Theis
I have actually seen that happen. Fucker getting chased, broke off a pick up truck antenna and turn around and went all zorro on them. They didnt want any of that damn antenna
Because it's comedy to post up some basement dwelling novelty.
"Be The Warrior"
Well little buddy that video was enlightening and made me laugh.
I'd rather lose my hallpass to the clubhouse than get caught out trying to use one of these.
New heavy metal band named 1 finger butt punch
Just 3D print one. Would cost me about $0.30 and an hour of print time.
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F*ck Off Knuckle keyring by Themistoklis24
i was bored and i designed this based on ready made ones found on google. this may be an illegal item in your country/ region, so if you choose to print it, make sure you have checked and understand the law on your area. I, for no reason, have any responsibility for any harm or inconvenience...
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