Bachelor's Day

[Maggot]

We lifetime bachelors get fucked. Theres a Mother's Day, a Father's Day, even a friggin Children's Day, and the little fucker's get Christmas as well. What about us.

BooHoooHooo

Im so fuckin hurt.

I want presents.

 

[Fig]

That’s the beauty of bachelors day. Buy yourself whatever you want guilt free. The wife is not going to get mad, and it’s not like you’re spending violin lesson money....

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Bachelor day is weddings (easy to pick up chicks), Valentine (easy to pick up chicks the week before) New Years Eve (easy to pick up the lonely chicks) and the entire summer

 

[Spblademaker]

I thought youre a bachelor when your wife isn’t around? ?

 

[ArmyJerry]

Maggot = 70 year old Virgin.

 

[Spblademaker]

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...and banged all the cheerleaders he could!

 

[diverdon]

We lifetime bachelors get fucked. Theres a Mother's Day, a Father's Day, even a friggin Children's Day, and the little fucker's get Christmas as well. What about us.

BooHoooHooo

Im so fuckin hurt.

I want presents.

You're not happy with the 361 days/year that are left over for you to use any way you like, You're a greedy fucker.

 

[diverdon]

My Dad used to say: "I didn't know what happiness was until I got married---


then it was too late."

 

[DuneBoer]

I just got the bill for my daughters school loans. She has loans too. I was thinking about buying a new pickup. College was 71 K. Happy Father’s Day!

 

[Alphatreedog]

Bachelor or so fugly that you gotta sneak up on a glass of water ?

 

[Maser]

My dad Lowlight is very hard to shop for on father's Day.

 

[Alphatreedog]

My dad Lowlight is very hard to shop for on father's Day.

Dad's love special events . Why not get him , your funeral . It's like getting a gift but instead of opening a box he gets to close your casket .

 

[Smokyred]

I do whatever I want to, whenever I want to......

I buy whatever I want, whenever I want to......

No one bitches at me or wakes me up at night......

I think I'll be OK with not having another holiday I don't want to celebrate, lol.

Dave

 

[Maser]

Dad's love special events . Why not get him , your funeral . It's like getting a gift but instead of opening a box he gets to close your casket .

Hell, you're all welcome to come to my funeral/cremation/pig pickin. You all supply the gasoline, but Frank gets to strike the match.

 

[oneshot86]

Dad's love special events . Why not get him , your funeral . It's like getting a gift but instead of opening a box he gets to close your casket .

fucking

brilliant

 

[Maggot]

Bachelor or so fugly that you gotta sneak up on a glass of water ?

And with halitosis

 

[Rthur]

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You can get McDonalds easy as well.
Wouldn't call it a quality meal though...

R

 

[Rthur]

Maggot = 70 year old Virgin.

It's all clear to me now....

R

 

[MtnCreek]

Fathers get a day, bachelors have Pride Month.

 

[Maggot]

While Im bitching what about a Pet's Day. Poor little critters need to feel special. and an illegal aliens day. The possibilities are endless.

 

[Redmanss]

While Im bitching what about a Pet's Day. Poor little critters need to feel special. and an illegal aliens day. The possibilities are endless.

National Pets Day: Apr 11 (It's a real thing)
Illegal Alien Day: May 5 (I did it for the lulz)

And here you go Mags, National Singles Day on Sept 22: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

 

[Rthur]

Fathers get a day, bachelors have Pride Month.

Pride.....

R

 

[Redmanss]

Pride.....

R

Rainbows can still land you as married. They love to taste the rainbow.

 

[Rthur]

Rainbows can still land you as married. They love to taste the rainbow.

Some of the other versions the consummation will be a pain in the ass.

R

 

[Maggot]

National Pets Day: Apr 11 (It's a real thing)
Illegal Alien Day: May 5 (I did it for the lulz)

And here you go Mags, National Singles Day on Sept 22: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

Thanks, Red, I feel so much better now.

 

[Maggot]

Pride.....

R

R comes out of the closet.

 

[Rthur]

R comes out of the closet.

Nice try virgin.....

R