For the love of God please tell me someone has a good remedy for ball sac chaffing. I still have three days to go and it feels like someone took a Dewalt orbital sander to my sac with 40 grit.
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Hi,
Ummmm, do you not work in the lubricant and coatings development field?
Sincerely,
Theis
Ummmm, do you not work in the lubricant and coatings development field?
Sincerely,
Theis
You could probably size brass with it too.
Haha, I do but that's not going to stop a pile of sand from polishing my sac raw. Also, sweet jesus I wouldn't one any of the additives I use near my that until I'm done producing little devil spawns.
Rip the mesh liner out of your shorts.
Your sir win the day. I'm not sure why I didn't think of that before. Thank you.
Hmm, none of my board short have liners. They don't come with liners, because men free ball it.
Nice Nuggets or vaseline.
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Also wearing a looser speedo, so it doesn't pinch your nuts, will help. Looking in good in a banana hammock comes at a price....
Eww no. Chemist.
and if you are one of the unfortunate ones that spend more time on your chest than your feet, there’s nip-eaze.
Remove the liner, and I used my wife's Secret anti-perspirant. All there was. Shhhhhhh.
you need a banana hammock
Hi,
Check and see if Amazon can deliver you some Happy Sacs...
Sincerely,
Theis
Check and see if Amazon can deliver you some Happy Sacs...
Sincerely,
Theis
Back in the day when I was a surfer, bleeding nipples and chest rash were just a thing. Sex wax and sand make for an abrasive combination.
That's why there are rash guards
Once I actually started catching waves consistantly, the nipple rash went away. But when there was a week long swell, nipeaze made it possible to wear a t-shirt later on that week.
eta- and thats with rashguards or spring suits
Pictures or it didn't happen......Oh wait did you say BALLS ? Yeah...ugh NEVER MIND.
I'm old and I was poor. It was a wet tshirt or nothing. I opted for nothing.
Plus, we wanted that sweet tan. I wasn't about that farmers tan life.
From the desk of the Squirrel Mafia I offer this:
Alcohol helps. Seriously, if you've go a bad case of the rubbee-dubbee's, isopropyl alcohol with wintergreen will heal it up quick.
Also, have something to bite down on when applying.
Also, have something to bite down on when applying.
Chafing Relief Powder Gel®
Choose Chafing Relief Powder Gel® from MONISTAT® for on-the-go, daily prevention and chafing relief for intimate and delicate bodily areas.
www.monistat.com It’ll be your little secret. You're welcome.
1. Take a shower.
2. Otherwise, take a pair of scissors and remove that fucking mesh bullshit from your swim shorts.
3. Lastly, get some anti chaffing cream.
4. Refer to #1
Fixes ass rash @98 degrees and 100% humidity! 
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I totally agree. That mesh is the dumbest thing ever invented.
Why is that mesh there? I never really wondered why but every pair of trunks I've ever owned has that crap.
No one wants to see that lol.
Might try some of this...........
I've always cut them out before wearing them.
Manscaped ball deodorant works wonders for chaffing. Also cutting the net out of bathing suits helps as mentioned, plus it leaves nothing to the imagination and shows off your hog for the ladies.
Get one of these, please note the two "personal ball washers".
Problem solved, problem staying solved....
eta: don't do it in Kazakhstan
Problem solved, problem staying solved....
eta: don't do it in Kazakhstan
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That damn sand gets into everything.
Take a bag of chips to the beach and never open it.
Bring it home, open it and you're chewing on sand.
BTW, the UDT shorts show just how much of a man you are...
There was a dude that was walking around in boxers so I guess I could get away with it lol.
Have you been checking out your junk in the gorilla mirror?
Yes, it's the only way to check it out. That or stretch it out like the batwing and illuminate with the surefire stilletto
Gold Bond medicated.
And rid the mesh
And rid the mesh
Nice thing about gold bond is it won’t burn after it stops burning.
Coming from someone with the handle of Powder Burns.
That's funny
Maybe I’m thinking of ben-gay but the trauma center of my brain insists it was gold bond.
