Being a Jihadi Ain't Easy!

[Cartman]

'You Must Be Sodomized' | National Review Online

 

[Maggot]

My first thought was

Holy Shit!!!!!

then I realized the irony of my words. I guess if you really wanted to you could work your way up. Start with a man, then a horse, then a camel, finally an elephant. Get that sphincter really loose.