Ever since I picked up a Glock 23 and started looking into the history of the 40 S&W and thus the 10mm I've seen some of the best quotes than just about any firearm to date. I'll start this of with the infamous 10mm rant from GT.
-10mm is so awesome, it beat Lootie to all the good beer.
-Fred Thompson wants 10mm as his vice-presidential candidate.
-10mm is why bad things happen to bad people.
-Iran's nuclear program is a cover up for trying to build a 10mm pistol.
-10mm is so awesome, it wards off vampires and werewolves.
-Clint Eastwood wanted Dirty Harry to carry a 10mm, but they hadn't invented it yet so he had to settle for the .44 Magnum.
-Jack Bauer isn't manly enough for the 10mm.
-The only way to carry a man-purse and not look gay is to put a 10mm into it.
-The Roman Empire collapsed because they stopped sacrificing virgins to a 10mm handgun left behind by an irresponsible time-traveler.
-NASA mounts 10mm guns to all their spaceshuttles to take out Soviet satellites.
-Anyone who disses 10mm is probably a godless commie.
-Eskimos have fifty words for snow, but their word for 10mm is synonimous with 'asskicking'.
-You ever wonder why aliens never visit us? We invented 10mm and now they're too scared to reveal themselves.
-Oppenheimer helped invent the atom bomb, but what he really wanted was a 10mm.
-10mm is so awesome, it would have replaced the Mk.19 but the army wanted to give the enemy a sporting chance.
-10mm is so awesome, it kicked Bill Clinton's dog the day he entered office.
-10mm is so awesome, it's the only 80's fad that's still cool.
-Titanic was actually the result of an ND with a 10mm. My bad.
-Movie tough guys smoke unfiltered cigarettes, 10mm smokes bad guys.
-10mm is so awesome, it once made some kid crap his pants.
-Ninja are only visible to people who carry a 10mm.
-10mm is responsible for bad Chuck Norris jokes.
-The 10mm is so awesome, the bullet actually hits the target before the primer goes off. LOL
-The Death Star from Star Wars: A New Hope was actually a transport ship for 6 linked 10mm pistols and 1 billion round of ammunition.
-Therefore, it only takes 6 10mm bullets to destroy a planet.
-The craters on the moon were caused by a drunk redneck with a 10mm.
-The Grand Canyon was created when an Arfcommer tried to bumpfire a 10mm AR-15.
-Don't tell the Russians, but the only weakness of the M1A1 Abrams MBT is the 10mm.
-If you shoot a 10mm out of the front of a jet airplane going Mach 2.5, it creates a black hole and the quantum flux pattern destroys all sentient life within 3700 meters.
-The 10mm is the reason that mainland USA has never been invaded.
-Chris Angel is so amazing because he carries a 10mm cartridge in his pocket.
-Smith and Wesson tried to make up for the .40 S&W by inventing the .500 S&W Magnum. It only slightly surpasses the 10mm in power, but it's nowhere near as cool.
-Cycling the slide of a 10mm automatic pistol is more effective on burglars than racking the slide of a shotgun.
-10mm is so awesome, it's the cause of global warming.
-10mm is the only caliber Chuck Norris fears.
-10mm is so awesome, when it was loaded, the cartridge jumped up and punched Sarah Brady in the face.
-No matter what you shoot with it, 10mm will kill it deader than a hippie under an Israeli bulldozer.
-.40 S&W is a 10mm set on Stun.
-You wanna know why dinosaurs are extinct? Time-traveling 10mm fanatics.
-10mm is so awesome, that Jeff Cooper invented a gun just for it.
-10mm is so awesome, it blows aliens apart in a spray of acid.
-You know that scene in Saving Private Ryan, where the Captain shot the panzer with his pistol and it exploded? Yeah, that's what happens when you get a custom 1911 in 10mm.
-10mm is so manly, the FBI had to switch to .40 S&W because it's staffed entirely by girls and wusses.
-10mm is so awesome, anyone who holds one instantly has his sex appeal double.
-You ever notice that Miami Vice started sucking as soon as Don Johnson ditched the Bren Ten?
-The phrase "big brass ones" actually refers to spent 10mm casings, a measure of manliness.
-10mm is so awesome, the Geneva Conventions don't apply to it.
-10mm is so awesome, it even makes a Glock worth owning.
-Arnold Schwartzenegger was the only on set manly enough to carry the minigun in Terminator 2, but when they asked him to fire a 10mm handgun he sat down and cried like a girl.
-The Soviet Union collapsed as a direct result of the invention of 10mm.
-You know that satellite the Chinese shot down? They used a 10mm and are hoping we don't notice.
-10mm is so awesome, it automatically makes anyone who owns one cool.
-10mm is so awesome, it makes Schumer's (edited) shrink into his pelvis just looking at it.
-10mm is so awesome, it got its inventor laid.
-Remember the damage Katrina and Rita did to New Orleans? It all could have been avoided if someone had just shot the hurricanes with a 10mm.
-Hiroshima was actually the result of a Glock 10mm kabooming. ha ha ha ???
-10mm is so awesome, it neutered John Kerry merely by existing.
-10mm can cure sociopathy with direct application.
-You know the Tunguska event? That's what happens when you dual-wield 10mm MP5's while the A-Team theme is playing.
-10mm usually vaporizes its victims on impact, but sometimes leaves a bloody corpse behind as an example to the others.
-Bigfoot owns a 10mm.
-James Earl Jones and Barry White both have incredibly deep voices. Both keep a 10mm in their waistband. Coincidence?
-10mm is so awesome, Fort Knox threw away all the gold and stocked up on Norma.
-10mm is so awesome, it beat Lootie to all the good beer.
-Fred Thompson wants 10mm as his vice-presidential candidate.
-10mm is why bad things happen to bad people.
-Iran's nuclear program is a cover up for trying to build a 10mm pistol.
-10mm is so awesome, it wards off vampires and werewolves.
-Clint Eastwood wanted Dirty Harry to carry a 10mm, but they hadn't invented it yet so he had to settle for the .44 Magnum.
-Jack Bauer isn't manly enough for the 10mm.
-The only way to carry a man-purse and not look gay is to put a 10mm into it.
-The Roman Empire collapsed because they stopped sacrificing virgins to a 10mm handgun left behind by an irresponsible time-traveler.
-NASA mounts 10mm guns to all their spaceshuttles to take out Soviet satellites.
-Anyone who disses 10mm is probably a godless commie.
-Eskimos have fifty words for snow, but their word for 10mm is synonimous with 'asskicking'.
-You ever wonder why aliens never visit us? We invented 10mm and now they're too scared to reveal themselves.
-Oppenheimer helped invent the atom bomb, but what he really wanted was a 10mm.
-10mm is so awesome, it would have replaced the Mk.19 but the army wanted to give the enemy a sporting chance.
-10mm is so awesome, it kicked Bill Clinton's dog the day he entered office.
-10mm is so awesome, it's the only 80's fad that's still cool.
-Titanic was actually the result of an ND with a 10mm. My bad.
-Movie tough guys smoke unfiltered cigarettes, 10mm smokes bad guys.
-10mm is so awesome, it once made some kid crap his pants.
-Ninja are only visible to people who carry a 10mm.
-10mm is responsible for bad Chuck Norris jokes.
-The 10mm is so awesome, the bullet actually hits the target before the primer goes off. LOL
-The Death Star from Star Wars: A New Hope was actually a transport ship for 6 linked 10mm pistols and 1 billion round of ammunition.
-Therefore, it only takes 6 10mm bullets to destroy a planet.
-The craters on the moon were caused by a drunk redneck with a 10mm.
-The Grand Canyon was created when an Arfcommer tried to bumpfire a 10mm AR-15.
-Don't tell the Russians, but the only weakness of the M1A1 Abrams MBT is the 10mm.
-If you shoot a 10mm out of the front of a jet airplane going Mach 2.5, it creates a black hole and the quantum flux pattern destroys all sentient life within 3700 meters.
-The 10mm is the reason that mainland USA has never been invaded.
-Chris Angel is so amazing because he carries a 10mm cartridge in his pocket.
-Smith and Wesson tried to make up for the .40 S&W by inventing the .500 S&W Magnum. It only slightly surpasses the 10mm in power, but it's nowhere near as cool.
-Cycling the slide of a 10mm automatic pistol is more effective on burglars than racking the slide of a shotgun.
-10mm is so awesome, it's the cause of global warming.
-10mm is the only caliber Chuck Norris fears.
-10mm is so awesome, when it was loaded, the cartridge jumped up and punched Sarah Brady in the face.
-No matter what you shoot with it, 10mm will kill it deader than a hippie under an Israeli bulldozer.
-.40 S&W is a 10mm set on Stun.
-You wanna know why dinosaurs are extinct? Time-traveling 10mm fanatics.
-10mm is so awesome, that Jeff Cooper invented a gun just for it.
-10mm is so awesome, it blows aliens apart in a spray of acid.
-You know that scene in Saving Private Ryan, where the Captain shot the panzer with his pistol and it exploded? Yeah, that's what happens when you get a custom 1911 in 10mm.
-10mm is so manly, the FBI had to switch to .40 S&W because it's staffed entirely by girls and wusses.
-10mm is so awesome, anyone who holds one instantly has his sex appeal double.
-You ever notice that Miami Vice started sucking as soon as Don Johnson ditched the Bren Ten?
-The phrase "big brass ones" actually refers to spent 10mm casings, a measure of manliness.
-10mm is so awesome, the Geneva Conventions don't apply to it.
-10mm is so awesome, it even makes a Glock worth owning.
-Arnold Schwartzenegger was the only on set manly enough to carry the minigun in Terminator 2, but when they asked him to fire a 10mm handgun he sat down and cried like a girl.
-The Soviet Union collapsed as a direct result of the invention of 10mm.
-You know that satellite the Chinese shot down? They used a 10mm and are hoping we don't notice.
-10mm is so awesome, it automatically makes anyone who owns one cool.
-10mm is so awesome, it makes Schumer's (edited) shrink into his pelvis just looking at it.
-10mm is so awesome, it got its inventor laid.
-Remember the damage Katrina and Rita did to New Orleans? It all could have been avoided if someone had just shot the hurricanes with a 10mm.
-Hiroshima was actually the result of a Glock 10mm kabooming. ha ha ha ???
-10mm is so awesome, it neutered John Kerry merely by existing.
-10mm can cure sociopathy with direct application.
-You know the Tunguska event? That's what happens when you dual-wield 10mm MP5's while the A-Team theme is playing.
-10mm usually vaporizes its victims on impact, but sometimes leaves a bloody corpse behind as an example to the others.
-Bigfoot owns a 10mm.
-James Earl Jones and Barry White both have incredibly deep voices. Both keep a 10mm in their waistband. Coincidence?
-10mm is so awesome, Fort Knox threw away all the gold and stocked up on Norma.
