Best Bed Sheets for a Non-Operating Commissary Hero?

[M8541Reaper]

I know most of you hardened operators hit your pipes on USGI cots...

But for those of us basement dwellers with inflatable wives that were imported from a Japanese vending machine, what are the nicest bed sheets you can get?

They don’t have a Bed Bath and Beyond here, let alone allow you to purchase Christmas decorations in the stores [#TrueStory], so I want to get my pillow wife something awesome. ...as ours are worn the fuck out...from remaining pure in the eyes of the lord.

Thanks heroes.

 

[10ring'r]

My "non-blowup" wife, takes care of that department, sorry. But silk comes to mind at the moment. Mac

 

[pmclaine]

The dick in me would suggest something from the "Cars" movie line but the like of luxury shit says cotton with the highest fucking possible thread count. So much thread the shit feels starched until it breaks in and they become luxury.

This sounds lke a gift as much for @M8541Reaper as it is for Mrs Reaper.

As an aside.....

My kids got these frigging pillows somewhere that are marked "coolside" on one side and nothing on the other. Weird thing is as I put the pillow cases on making their beds the cool side is un naturally cool.

It intrigues me as I think a cooler head prevails and I would want to sleep with a chilled brain as well I'm interested in the science of air conditioned pillows.

 

[myers129]

Sheex if you like feeling cool while you sleep. Almost an under amour fabric, only weirdness is that they are super stretchy.

 

[pmclaine]

Pretty sure this is the pillow....

Out Cold™ Memory Foam Pillow

The ultimate cooling pillow will have you Out Cold in seconds! Our premium Dual Climate Cover actively pulls heat away from you on one side and keeps you warm with our soft Microfiber fabric on the other side. The cooling effect is woven into the fabric and will never wear off! Check out all of...

www.ilovepillow.com

And on a gayer note.....

Yes I did a search on where to get US made pajamas and I came up with these...

Thermoregulating and Moisture Wicking Sleepwear

Temperature control and moisture wicking premium quality sleepwear for men and womenmade in the USA

www.goodnighties.com

I don't wear the camisoles but I got the shorts and t shirts. My wife loved the fabric so I bought her a set and she digs them.......'Merica!

 

[M8541Reaper]

My "non-blowup" wife, takes care of that department, sorry. But silk comes to mind at the moment. Mac

Did you just assume your wife’s construction? Silk sounds like a good plan.

The dick in me would suggest something from the "Cars" movie line but the like of luxury shit says cotton with the highest fucking possible thread count. So much thread the shit feels starched until it breaks in and they become luxury.

This sounds lke a gift as much for @M8541Reaper as it is for Mrs Reaper.

As an aside.....

My kids got these frigging pillows somewhere that are marked "coolside" on one side and nothing on the other. Weird thing is as I put the pillow cases on making their beds the cool side is un naturally cool.

It intrigues me as I think a cooler head prevails and I would want to sleep with a chilled brain as well I'm interested in the science of air conditioned pillows.

So not an old issued wool blanket or shelter half...?
ok fine. Cars 1,000tc sheets it shall be.
maybe they offer silk sheets in ACU? I can play her the army song each time we climb (roll?) into bed?

now I just I have figure out what fucking roomba to get her...because I tried and failed at getting fucking lights for the tree because of the fucking ministry of health’s new policy....fuckin cocksuckers

 

[M8541Reaper]

Pretty sure this is the pillow....

Out Cold™ Memory Foam Pillow

The ultimate cooling pillow will have you Out Cold in seconds! Our premium Dual Climate Cover actively pulls heat away from you on one side and keeps you warm with our soft Microfiber fabric on the other side. The cooling effect is woven into the fabric and will never wear off! Check out all of...

www.ilovepillow.com

And on a gayer note.....

Yes I did a search on where to get US made pajamas and I came up with these...

Thermoregulating and Moisture Wicking Sleepwear

Temperature control and moisture wicking premium quality sleepwear for men and womenmade in the USA

www.goodnighties.com

I don't wear the camisoles but I got the shorts and t shirts. My wife loved the fabric so I bought her a set and she digs them.......'Merica!

Fuccccckkkkkkkkk I love me a cold pillow.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Give that kooky "My Pillow" dude a call. He was on TV yammering about "Giza Sheets"

 

[M8541Reaper]

Give that kooky "My Pillow" dude a call. He was on TV yammering about "Giza Sheets"

It’s pronounced “Jizz-ah”
I don’t know if I can by sheets from a dude with marketing pictures that look like he’s posing after his most recent capture.

 

[pmclaine]

Fuccccckkkkkkkkk I love me a cold pillow.

I may steal one of the kids pillows to try out.

It s weird how the cool side feels twenty degrees cooler at the touch.......likely after five minutes it heats up to 350'

 

[Caveman0101]

I have family that swears by the Boll and Branch sheets, my brother likes the Geeza my pillow sheets, I still like the Kirkland or Sam's Brand.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I may steal one of the kids pillows to try out.

It s weird how the cool side feels twenty degrees cooler at the touch.......likely after five minutes it heats up to 350'

Probably...like always.

 

[rjacobs]

Sheex if you like feeling cool while you sleep. Almost an under amour fabric, only weirdness is that they are super stretchy.

I second the Sheex brand...

But dont get the cheaper version get the originals.

 

[pmclaine]

Made in USA....

American Made Bedding and Bath from Seed-to-Stitch®

Authenticity50 Sheets, Pillows, Comforters, Blankets and Towels are 100% Seed-to-Stitch® Made in USA. The highest quality available - made by the best manufacturers in America from American-grown cotton.

authenticity50.com

Need to read to understand f they are quality.

At least they won't come with bat flu......

 

[pmclaine]

I want to be there.......

Mrs M8541Reaper: Oh M8541Reaper, how did you ever pick out such great gifts?"

M8541Reaper: "I asked the guys on SnipersHide......"

 

[TheGerman]

My blow up wife said that for the winter time, you want the 100% real flannel sheet and comfortable set from LL Bean.

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

Sheex if you like feeling cool while you sleep. Almost an under amour fabric, only weirdness is that they are super stretchy.

Stretchy.. ok... but no rubbery right?

I find it hard to believe that 100% synthetic / Polyester sheets are going to be cooler than cotton. Dropping $200. to find out is a gamble.

 

[TheHorta]

I use genuine imported polyester sheets machine-spun by hand from Felcher & Sons.

You’ll think you’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

 

[candyx]

Dude rubber sheets especially with the rubber doll

 

[bigdaddydmd]

Give the sheets made from bamboo a try. I think they actually do feel cooler and they aren't all slick like silk so you don't slide out of bed when you roll over or fall off the bed while doing concentrated horizontal hip thrust core exercises. .

Resort Bamboo Bed Sheets

Experience the comfort and quality of a beach resort in your own home with our resort bamboo sheets. Perfect for softness and durability. Shop Now!

www.cariloha.com

I'm sure there are some decent black friday or % off going on right now. best part is full refund up to 30 days if you don't like them.

 

[Maggot]

If you order from Amazon Prime you can have it the day before Thanksgiving.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Give the sheets made from bamboo a try. I think they actually do feel cooler and they aren't all slick like silk so you don't slide out of bed when you roll over or fall off the bed while doing concentrated horizontal hip thrust core exercises. .

Resort Bamboo Bed Sheets

Experience the comfort and quality of a beach resort in your own home with our resort bamboo sheets. Perfect for softness and durability. Shop Now!

www.cariloha.com

I'm sure there are some decent black friday or % off going on right now. best part is full refund up to 30 days if you don't like them.

::thrust sends the waifu right into the headboard and snaps her neck....then the rubber sheets turn into a crime scene clean up tool::

I can appreciate multipurpose items.

If you order from Amazon Prime you can have it the day before Thanksgiving.

Comes with a time machine? Nice.

Dude rubber sheets especially with the rubber dollView attachment 7484052

Those metal headboards are dangerous sir.

I use genuine imported polyester sheets machine-spun by hand from Felcher & Sons.

You’ll think you’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

As long as they are fit for the old gods, and the new.

Stretchy.. ok... but no rubbery right?

I find it hard to believe that 100% synthetic / Polyester sheets are going to be cooler than cotton. Dropping $200. to find out is a gamble.

True...but life is a gamble, which is why I’m on here asking the non-poors to help keep this Covid test kit biohazard dumpster of a man well rested and nestled in the finest of cloths.

My blow up wife said that for the winter time, you want the 100% real flannel sheet and comfortable set from LL Bean.

Oooooo that sounds cozy. Nothing nicer than a soft and warm flannel in the winter. Sleeves partially rolled, beard moving in the wind, blue jeans tight in all the right areas, life-like pillow of Tina Fey at your side....life couldn’t get much better than that.

I want to be there.......

Mrs M8541Reaper: Oh M8541Reaper, how did you ever pick out such great gifts?"

M8541Reaper: "I asked the guys on SnipersHide......"

I’ll FaceTime you
...also, I told her I was crowdsourcing ideas for one of her gifts on here...so she definitely won’t be guessing this item. ...but her main ask was for a Roomba that vacuums and mops lol. I’m going to duct tape an RC car to the shop vac and swiffer jet

 

[M8541Reaper]

Thanks everyone for the ideas. I’m going to look at all of the brands you guys mentioned and I’ll be sure to sign the gift’s card with “Dirty Mike & The SH Boyz”

 

[Rthur]

Might sound crazy but look up the sheets Holiday inn express uses.
Crazy good for the price.

R

 

[Alphatreedog]

You should try the new DNA wicking Wifu pillow . It doesn't yellow either .