Beyond the Bobbitt

[Not a Sniper]

Crazy chick cuts your junk off? Bad day!

But how bad does your day have to be to cut your OWN junk off?!

Report: NYC Man Severs Penis, Throws It in Toilet

A New York City man severed his penis Wednesday and threw it in his Staten Island apartment's toilet, according to a report.

www.breitbart.com

Pretty damn bad I'm guessing.... (Read the whole thing-there is bonus stories in there; damn!)

 

[Maggot]

Crazy chick cuts your junk off? Bad day!

But how bad does your day have to be to cut your OWN junk off?!

Report: NYC Man Severs Penis, Throws It in Toilet

A New York City man severed his penis Wednesday and threw it in his Staten Island apartment's toilet, according to a report.

www.breitbart.com

Pretty damn bad I'm guessing.... (Read the whole thing-there is bonus stories in there; damn!)

I reckon that makes him a sniper. Or would it be Snipper? For sure he's gonna need an 'operator' to fix himself up.

 

[Not a Sniper]

I reckon that makes him a sniper. Or would it be Snipper? For sure he's gonna need an 'operator' to fix himself up.

Snipper. Who doesn't fear the zipper.

A little rap for "Christ Bearer."

 

[Moe Ron]

Did he cut it all off or just trim it down to a usable length.

 

[Jscb1b]

That takes balls!

 

[Not a Sniper]

Did he cut it all off or just trim it down to a usable length.

Best I can tell from story (about both of them) is... "Usable" is the Clinton version of, define what "is," is.

 

[Not a Sniper]

That takes balls!

At least one according to the report.

Edit: But not if you ask Lorena....

 

[pmclaine]

That's nuts!

 

[Jscb1b]

That's nuts!

Not any more.

 

[whatsupdoc]

" that the 50-year-old man’s roommate called the police "

 

[Not a Sniper]

Not any more.

Well-half nuts. Minimally.

 

[Not a Sniper]

" that the 50-year-old man’s roommate called the police "

I saw that too-not sure what that means exactly.

Ya know... "50 year old room mate."

 

[Moe Ron]

“You’re gonna go off half cocked”

 

[6.5SH]

Possibly going for this: