Birboun Whiskey Problem

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Last summer my wife asked me to save the corks from the bottles when they were empty. Ummmm ok?
She started putting them in a large jar. So I followed suit. Today I added another one to the Jar.
What do you think nice decoration or drinking problem?

 

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pssssh....amateur.....i do that in a weekend

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You may need that liver in your older age.
I spent a few years conditioning mine.

 

[Frankly]

You’ve definitely got a spelling problem.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Well, I ain't as think you drunk I are.

You’ve definitely got a spelling problem.

 

[The DFC]

I smell trap.

 

[Healy]

6 months worth of single barrel bourbons, 101 and the occasional bottle of tequila

 

[Sean the Nailer]

All I can say is, you're off to a good start. Keep up the good work!

 

[Yasherka]

Last summer my wife asked me to save the corks from the bottles when they were empty. Ummmm ok?
She started putting them in a large jar. So I followed suit. Today I added another one to the Jar.
What do you think nice decoration or drinking problem?
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Nah, you're good. If you don't go to the meetings you aren't an alcoholic

 

[Bender]

Just so you know, when you reach for Birbin, it’s a good sign you’ve had enough.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Last summer we toured the Buffalo Trace Distillery. I found out that if you collect all the horses to spell out Blanton's. They will make a wall mount with them for you.

 

[Nik H]

You have a real talent there

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Thank you??

You have a real talent there

 

[Nik H]

Thank you??

You are welcome...I refuse to do that “test” even though my wife has suggested it it a few times....it is a trap to convince me that I should drink less...

They know all of the tricks

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I guess my wife is looking for an insurance payoff. She has brought home some new ones for tasting.
The last one she brought home was a small batch E.H. Taylor. It's also from the Buffalo Trace Distillery. I like it pretty well. It's similar to the Blanton's.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Alchys

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Don't make me get Sam!!!

Alchys

 

[ArmyJerry]

I miss my bourbon

 

[Nik H]

I miss my bourbon

Don’t worry Jerry...it tastes as great as it always did...especially in an old fashioned

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That sucks

 

[AIAW]

Oh... you guys have been drinking it? Too easy...

 

[Tim_WNC]

The OP is the funcational equivalent of "Just bought a Ruger RPR...what's the best 100yard load?!"

It's a good start, but....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Someone was saying that the new fad is alcohol enemas.

Oh... you guys have been drinking it? Too easy...

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[AIAW]

Someone was saying that the new fad is alcohol enemas.

I've heard that too. Evidently there have been a few cases of alcohol suppositories and such that have nearly killed people. Common in the fraternities and sororities.

Oh well, some people's children!