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Black Friday Violence

#4
Re: Black Friday Violence

I'd like to table the proposal to end all of this mindless violence and destruction. The only way to eliminate this chaos and danger to civilization is through these desperate and severe means:

Outlaw and Ban all stores.

The elimination of all stores will remove the possibility of a sale, ergo eliminating the possibility of a crowd and/or 'rush' at the location of such sale.

Remember, this is for the children, think green. And red. And blue. And purple. And yellow. And any other color of the rainbow that I've forgotten.

Humanity,,,, don'tcha just love it?


((sarcasm off now....)
 
#5
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sean the Nailer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd like to table the proposal to end all of this mindless violence and destruction. The only way to eliminate this chaos and danger to civilization is through these desperate and severe means:

Outlaw and Ban all stores.

The elimination of all stores will remove the possibility of a sale, ergo eliminating the possibility of a crowd and/or 'rush' at the location of such sale.

Remember, this is for the children, think green. And red. And blue. And purple. And yellow. And any other color of the rainbow that I've forgotten.

Humanity,,,, don'tcha just love it?


((sarcasm off now....) </div></div>

Did you steal this from the Occupiers? Sounds like what they would say lol.
 
#6
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silver_Bullet_00</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sean the Nailer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd like to table the proposal to end all of this mindless violence and destruction. The only way to eliminate this chaos and danger to civilization is through these desperate and severe means:

Outlaw and Ban all stores.

The elimination of all stores will remove the possibility of a sale, ergo eliminating the possibility of a crowd and/or 'rush' at the location of such sale.

Remember, this is for the children, think green. And red. And blue. And purple. And yellow. And any other color of the rainbow that I've forgotten.

Humanity,,,, don'tcha just love it?


((sarcasm off now....) </div></div>

Did you still this from the Occupiers? Sounds like what they would say lol.</div></div>

HA HA! I thought the exact same thing when I read his comment.
 
#7
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words?
 
#8
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words? </div></div>
Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd em!
 
#9
Re: Black Friday Violence

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words? </div></div>

I heard the sirens. The PC police have arrived.
 
#11
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words? </div></div>

LMBO!
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He's speaking ebonics! Albeit a very broken, and unnaturally executed dialect of the Jesse Jackson (Rainbow Coalitions) official tongue...but ebonics just the same.
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#13
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I had to go shopping just to see what all the hooplah was about. So, I went to the great satan (aka Wal-Mart) and got in line for half-priced XBox360 games (Gears of War 3 and Battlefield 3). I couldn't believe the numbers of people in that freakin' store; all pushing and shoving to get a better place in line. All I could think was, MOOOOOOOOOO! It was pathetic. That spectacle made me thnk, "if people were willing to act like animals in order to save a few dollars, what would they be willing to do when the poo hits the fan and they're competing for food and water?" Interesting food for thought...
 
#14
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">poo hits the fan and they're competing for food and water?</div></div>

Think Hollywood, think their twisted mind making post apocalyptic movies now remove all fancy talk, visual effects and romance shit and multiply by factor in excess of 1000. I think it would make for one helluva reality show but unfortunately the show about to be aired all over the "civilized" world will not have a "show" adjective to it, it will just be reality...
 
#15
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JSTARSZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and that is why there is the internet - I shop naked </div></div>

Hopefully you surf the Hide clothed.... Right?
 
#16
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mutt</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words? </div></div>

LMBO!
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He's speaking ebonics! Albeit a very broken, and unnaturally executed dialect of the Jesse Jackson (Rainbow Coalitions) official tongue...but ebonics just the same.
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Do tell, Mister Charlie, do tell.
 
#18
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Updated 5:30 p.m. ET: Several of the incidents took place at Walmart stores as millions of......</div></div>

And there you have it.......
 
#19
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!</div></div>

Is there a point that you're trying to make with the ridiculously misspelled words? </div></div>


Here you go Veer: CLICK ME!!!!! CLICK ME!!!!!







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#20
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mr300</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I had to go shopping just to see what all the hooplah was about. So, I went to the great satan (aka Wal-Mart) and got in line for half-priced XBox360 games (Gears of War 3 and Battlefield 3). I couldn't believe the numbers of people in that freakin' store; all pushing and shoving to get a better place in line. All I could think was, MOOOOOOOOOO! It was pathetic. That spectacle made me thnk, "if people were willing to act like animals in order to save a few dollars, what would they be willing to do when the poo hits the fan and they're competing for food and water?" Interesting food for thought... </div></div>

I'm sure when the asteroid, the mega Tsunami (Unrelated to our Mega
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), the next Katrina, Volcano or other disaster occurs, everyone will be extra polite, patient and on their best behavior:

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#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yo, mehbe you sukkas ain't herd me when I said dat be MY telebishion!

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Oh wow! It's one of those rare urban-dwelling jungle monkeys thought to be extinct.

Let me see if I can communicate with it...

Uh.. Yo yo yo... Werd... uh... Mos Def... bitches and hos... uh boff wit... uh... Tupcac.
 
#22
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I try hard to avoid sale events like Black Friday. Reminds me of the fights that would break out in the Clark AB commissary. Fresh fruit and veggie shipments would have the locally procured wives going at it. Punching, biting, kicking, and hair-pulling over a fucking orange.

But then again, the single guys used to take an orange from their bag nasty (flight kitchen meal in a paper bag) downtown in the morning, and trade it for a happy ending.

Looks like the third world has come to America.
 
#24
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dbsinh20</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
But then again, the single guys used to take an orange from their bag nasty (flight kitchen meal in a paper bag) downtown in the morning, and trade it for a happy ending.
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BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! That made my day!
 
#26
Re: Black Friday Violence

I love the quote from the movie Watchmen;
"...This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. <span style="font-weight: bold">The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll look down and whisper 'No.' They had a choice, all of them.</span> They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say."

Perfect quote for the times that we find ourselves living in.
 
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