Spoiler alert. Netflix didn't get the required homosexual love scene into this one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sorry.
Imagine a world where stupid people cannot get a break and they all work in underwater salvage, Jude Law is their king.
So they all get laid off and they all live crap lives and they all suck as human beings. One of them knows about "secret NAZI treasure", because why the hell not? Everyone on history channel is digging for it, or secret Japanese treasure or secret pirate treasure or hell someone buried something somewhere, why not send 12 of the dumbest bricks in the sidewalk to recover it?
So you buy a $180K sub from the Russians, Georgians or some such crap and off you go. No safety gear, not much food and only enough air for one trip over to the German treasure sub, because why plan to live thru this?
Then your 12 idiots decide half of them are getting too much money, why? Well hell boys, why not? The socialist boss decided equal shares, even for the 15y/o kid who stopped by your apartment for free tea biscuits. He has expenses yo. So before you recover a nickel in gold, you start killing each other. Why not? Sounds like a legit plan to get rich, talk about money and kill your partners,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WAIT!!!!! Aren't you supposed to get money first???? Damn it!!!!
Step 3; Use high explosive diesel to power your sub underwater. Then spend your days draining into gallon buckets and leave that shit laying EVERYWHERE. Then stab a few Russians to increase your take of the loot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind you got no loot yet. Crash into the bottom of the ocean and break your crappy Russian sub for no damn reason.
Now you use the kid with who cannot spell scuba and an old geezer to receiver 4 tons of gold and a Chevy crank shaft. All old German or Russian subs used old engine parts as drive shafts and never lubed them, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why the hell would you?
In the end, only the two stupidest guys live. The Captain janitor crashes the boat in a 1000 ft of water, 400 yards of the coast, apparently Turkey is on a massif. And he jettisons them in magical safety suits, along with a suit filled with GOLD! So two full blown retards can wander around Turkey with 200 lbs of solid GOLD in 25 pound bars, they have no passports, no wallets, no cash and everything they buy will have to be $41,600 because they cannot make change.
When the movie finally ends, you have lost 90 minutes of your life. Enjoy.
Imagine a world where stupid people cannot get a break and they all work in underwater salvage, Jude Law is their king.
So they all get laid off and they all live crap lives and they all suck as human beings. One of them knows about "secret NAZI treasure", because why the hell not? Everyone on history channel is digging for it, or secret Japanese treasure or secret pirate treasure or hell someone buried something somewhere, why not send 12 of the dumbest bricks in the sidewalk to recover it?
So you buy a $180K sub from the Russians, Georgians or some such crap and off you go. No safety gear, not much food and only enough air for one trip over to the German treasure sub, because why plan to live thru this?
Then your 12 idiots decide half of them are getting too much money, why? Well hell boys, why not? The socialist boss decided equal shares, even for the 15y/o kid who stopped by your apartment for free tea biscuits. He has expenses yo. So before you recover a nickel in gold, you start killing each other. Why not? Sounds like a legit plan to get rich, talk about money and kill your partners,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WAIT!!!!! Aren't you supposed to get money first???? Damn it!!!!
Step 3; Use high explosive diesel to power your sub underwater. Then spend your days draining into gallon buckets and leave that shit laying EVERYWHERE. Then stab a few Russians to increase your take of the loot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind you got no loot yet. Crash into the bottom of the ocean and break your crappy Russian sub for no damn reason.
Now you use the kid with who cannot spell scuba and an old geezer to receiver 4 tons of gold and a Chevy crank shaft. All old German or Russian subs used old engine parts as drive shafts and never lubed them, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why the hell would you?
In the end, only the two stupidest guys live. The Captain janitor crashes the boat in a 1000 ft of water, 400 yards of the coast, apparently Turkey is on a massif. And he jettisons them in magical safety suits, along with a suit filled with GOLD! So two full blown retards can wander around Turkey with 200 lbs of solid GOLD in 25 pound bars, they have no passports, no wallets, no cash and everything they buy will have to be $41,600 because they cannot make change.
When the movie finally ends, you have lost 90 minutes of your life. Enjoy.
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