Yeah, I get it. In my house if people weren't taking jobs at your for one thing or another you end up asking them " what's wrong? You don't seem yourself today".
Couple of examples...
I would do something where my comment was "I thought" son, what have I told you about that, thinking is not your strong suit. Just get by on your looks... It's a shame you have a face for radio"
That would be watching TV and I walk by going to the garage... give me a son, looks like you got a string hanging from your shorts ... I would walk over... he would grab a hold of my knee... oh, I'm sorry that's just your leg.
Same guy that on Christmas, the occasional birthday, wood wrap a box inside a box inside a box... occasionally he would forget to put the gift in there... now that's just funny stuff, especially the times when the wrapping paper is duct tape.
After arguing with me or dealing with me and one way or another... Now I know why tigers eat their young... LOL
It was always something. And thank God for him. If it weren't for him I'd be a thin-skinned pussy. Who needs enemies when you got family... LOL