Maggie’s Boudreaux and Thibodeaux

Dagsta · Jul 15, 2013

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[FONT=&quot]A few minutes later he came back on reporting an oil leak in engine number two. "Don't worry" he said. "A jumbo jet can fly on two engines. But there will be a further delay in arrival." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
Within minutes, the pilot was back again announcing another delay in arrival due to a problem with engine number three.
[FONT=&quot]Boudreaux turned to Thibodeaux with a worried look. "If dat engine number 4 goes out, we could be up here all night!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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rooster2/16 · Jul 15, 2013

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was on the way back from asscrackastan when the pilot told the passengers that engines have failed and they were going to crash but it would be in the water so it won't be to bad. Boudreaux started grabbing all the pillows and surrounding himself with them. Thibodeaux asks "Meh what you doin wit den pillows?" Bou says "Son when we hit dat water its gonna hurt and dez pillows gonna keep me from gettin hurt." Thib jumps up grabs the black stewardess and starts screwing her. Bou ax "Boy what you doin dat for at a time like dis?" Thib says "When a plane crashes the first thing they look for is dat lil black box and dammit I'm gonna be in it!"

RickR · Jul 17, 2013

Boudreaux got a job cleaning oily birds after the BP spill.

He had 13 pelicans gutted, plucked, and ready for the fryer before any one checked on him.

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