Bow down before me you Poors for I am your king!

[Dirty D]

I just closed on a 40 year old double wide mobile home with active rat and termite infestations in New River AZ (for those of you not culturally blessed enough to be familiar with New River it’s white trash Mecca for a 5 state region). I got a few renovations to do and will have to reinforce the ever living fuck out of the floors for my bitches!

Be jealous, be very jealous!

I’m tagging @TheGerman because “he” secretly loves this shit. (Yer welcome you sour Kraut)

 

[Jgunner]

New river is decent, parts of it at least.

 

[n2ishun]

Does it have shag carpet ?

That paneling screams that it indeed does.

 

[Cowpokey]

I've got a buddy that lives in Cave Creek, the poors side of Cave Creek; New River is the Mecca.

 

[Milf Dots]

Fuck me. I'd kill for that vintage wall paneling.

 

[Tchitcherine]

Did previous occupants burn floor joists for heat?

 

[Milf Dots]

If she's only 40 years old ya know she's built to modern code.

 

[Milf Dots]

Don't worry about the positive test for meth contamination- it'll buff right out.

 

[candyx]

Chrome wheels ?

 

[alamo5000]

Does it have shag carpet ?

It's got dirt floors. At least until they can scrape off that top layer.

 

[stefan73]

Have fun with the Hantavirus Hotel. You might be better off just burning it down.

 

[Not a Sniper]

(for those of you not culturally blessed enough to be familiar with New River it’s white trash Mecca for a 5 state region).

Any chance for a SCOTS reference....

 

[Im2bent]

Wait you have a roof and walls and are claiming to be king of the poors? GTFOHWTS

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Hell, you even got a "White Board" hangin' behind you........... Lay out the plan, man.

 

[n2ishun]

Step 1:
Be brave, remove aspirator mask.

Step 2:
Don't be a pussy and lay there in convulsions, take it like a man.

 

[MarshallDodge]

Today I learned that guys that like fat chick's like homes with wheels on them. Who would have thought...

 

[TheGerman]

I can smell the poor from that picture.

So whats the plan?

Meth house?

Dog breeder?

Pre K?

All 3?

 

[Baron23]

Dude, if you don't have a velvet Elvis hanging off of that paneling then that trailer just ain't fit for human occupation

 

[6.5SH]

Any chance for a SCOTS reference....

You forgot they have a theme song for this:

 

[Thorny]

Do you need some of dees for da roof ?

 

[Huskydriver]

 

[rtB]

Thanks for buying my old place. I bought 200 primers with the cash and I'm now camped out under the overpass by Ben Avery. It's a much easier walk for range time.

 

[Dirty D]

I can smell the poor from that picture.

So whats the plan?

Meth house?

Dog breeder?

Pre K?

All 3?

Yes

 

[Im2bent]

I can smell the poor from that picture.

So whats the plan?

Meth house?

Dog breeder?

Pre K?

All 3?

Breaking Bad wannabe....

 

[The D]

Chrome wheels ?

Chrome hubcaps

 

[Waorani]

At least you're w/in a short drive of good pie at Rock Springs Cafe and you can ride your horse in Kid Chilleen's.

 

[Pharmseller]

How many cars you got in the yard?

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

I just closed on a 40 year old double wide mobile home with active rat and termite infestations in New River AZ (for those of you not culturally blessed enough to be familiar with New River it’s white trash Mecca for a 5 state region). I got a few renovations to do and will have to reinforce the ever living fuck out of the floors for my bitches!

Be jealous, be very jealous!

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I’m tagging @TheGerman because “he” secretly loves this shit. (Yer welcome you sour Kraut)

Oh shit @Dirty D is in the area?

Is there money to be made on doublewides?

Seriously. I’ve considered buying one as a rental but thought they just fell apart and never gained value.

 

[ajwarrior]

^^^ On blocks.

 

[Ric O'shay]

The green paneling has extra good formaldehyde. Do the rats seem extra aggressive?

 

[oneshot86]

On blocks.

How many refrigerators are sprinkled through the front yard, shark

 

[Pharmseller]

Maybe he needs to mow the lawn first to find out.

 

[NoDopes]

Does it have an HOA?

 

[Im2bent]

Does it have an HO?

FIFY

 

[Cowpokey]

Maybe he needs to mow the lawn first to find out.

From that reply, I'm guessing you've never been to AZ. They don't mow rocks and cactus...not sober anyway.

 

[FWoo45]

I grew up in a similar double wide in an old almond orchard in nor kal. My great aunt went right through the floor one thanksgiving. You’re definitely going to have to reinforce that floor.

 

[Pharmseller]

From that reply, I'm guessing you've never been to AZ. They don't mow rocks and cactus...not sober anyway.

New River gets 14” of rain a year. Give a yard a few years, it might could grow.

 

[Athos300]

Only reason I know you’re poor is that you’re doing it yourself. Plus everyone knows that The German is actually Hunter Biden so no use sucking up to him for a handout.

A decent winch and harpoon system will definitely help you get laid though! Maybe get a forklift too if you have free cash, save your back some!

 

[Cowpokey]

New River gets 14” of rain a year. Give a yard a few years, it might could grow.

If it got all 14" in the month of March, maybe...but it would be dried up and gone by mid April. My twin sister lives in Gilbert (SE Phoenix), she has a "lawn" the size of a living room, she has to water it constantly to keep it alive.

 

[theLBC]

my brother bought a "modular" home many years ago.
i called it an immobile home.
he got mad, lol.

 

[davsco]

with active rat and termite infestations

very smart, comes with its own protein source, you don't need no stinkin garden.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Roof trusses? That's a step up from your regular trash home. And uninsulated HVAC ductwork, nice.
One good thing about it being in the ceiling. It won't be full used condoms, possibly.

 

[UNRL Ghandi]

To be King of the Poors

Step 1: get an auto loan to buy your house and car insurance to protect it.

 

[The D]

From that reply, I'm guessing you've never been to AZ. They don't mow rocks and cactus...not sober anyway.

So we’re about to be treated to a tale of woe about how Dirty D done chewed up a lawnmower blade. I can’t fucking wait!

 

[Cowpokey]

So we’re about to be treated to a tale of woe about how Dirty D done chewed up a lawnmower blade. I can’t fucking wait!
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Should I delete my reply so we don't spoil the surprise? Hehe

 

[6.5SH]

Buy it from this guy?

 

[Waorani]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Dude, if you don't have a velvet Elvis hanging off of that paneling then that trailer just ain't fit for human occupation

Should we take up a collection?

Sirhr

 

[Baron23]

Should we take up a collection?

Sirhr

Nah, they're very inexpensive in Mexico. Just have one of our new "citizens" bring it over with them...they can pack it with the fentanyl.

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