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But sir, Im not dead!

When you are so fucking boring your country declares you dead..........
 
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Tell the lady to forget about trying convince the French government she's alive. The French also believe they have a military that can defend their nation. Germany already proved it twice that it ain't so.
 
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If @Bigfatcock nails her is he a necromancer?

Would it be a necrofuck?
When I was in high School there was a guy caught in the funeral home having sex with one of the stiffs. Every body said he was having
'cold cuts'.