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LOL! Yeah you have to be gentle.
LOL! Yeah you have to be gentle.
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The internet is an unending font of useful information.
The internet is an unending font of useful information.
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OH my gosh i think i sharted!!!! That was great!
OH my gosh i think i sharted!!!! That was great!
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It's all fun and games till...
It's all fun and games till...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow </div></div>
Think "wow" is a bit of an understatement!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow </div></div>
Think "wow" is a bit of an understatement!
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Mental note her as is not a lawn mower, pull slowly.
Mental note her as is not a lawn mower, pull slowly.
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I bet he did not even put them in the freezer first either!
I bet he did not even put them in the freezer first either!
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It would be safe to say,if this ever happened again it would be him getting the beads with the lawnmower yank.
Bet he's never been close to that hole ever again
It would be safe to say,if this ever happened again it would be him getting the beads with the lawnmower yank.
Bet he's never been close to that hole ever again
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It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power
It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power
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i heard this exact same story some 10 years ago. i wonder if this one is genuine
i heard this exact same story some 10 years ago. i wonder if this one is genuine
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Awright, somebody owes me a new keyboard!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awright, somebody owes me a new keyboard!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This story was in the first MAXIM magazine that I ever read.... in an article titled "sex gone wrong" or something like that..... I think that was nearly 10 yrs ago!
This story was in the first MAXIM magazine that I ever read.... in an article titled "sex gone wrong" or something like that..... I think that was nearly 10 yrs ago!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 19Scout77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only one thing worse...
AS you start the gentle pull---the little ring on the end breaks off and the tag end disappears into the abyss.
Makes of a very uncomfortable, " Honey, we've got a little problem..." </div></div>
So did she get them out for you?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 19Scout77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only one thing worse...
AS you start the gentle pull---the little ring on the end breaks off and the tag end disappears into the abyss.
Makes of a very uncomfortable, " Honey, we've got a little problem..." </div></div>
So did she get them out for you?
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I hear ya buddy. LMFAO
I hear ya buddy. LMFAO
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC 0231</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power </div></div>
ROFLMAO
That's almost funnier than the op.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC 0231</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power </div></div>
ROFLMAO
That's almost funnier than the op.
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Thanks,
I needed a good laugh this morning!
Thanks,
I needed a good laugh this morning!
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I'm waiting to hear stories between Rob and Nomad
I'm waiting to hear stories between Rob and Nomad
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Thank god the armatures weren’t playing with gerbils or hamsters.
Thank god the armatures weren’t playing with gerbils or hamsters.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC 0231</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power </div></div>
ROFLMAO
That's almost funnier than the op. </div></div>Agreed!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMC 0231</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It would have been better if he put his foot on her ass to get a more power </div></div>
ROFLMAO
That's almost funnier than the op. </div></div>Agreed!
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If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you.
If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nuttshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I bet he did not even put them in the freezer first either! </div></div>
and how in the hell would you know to do that?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nuttshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I bet he did not even put them in the freezer first either! </div></div>
and how in the hell would you know to do that?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 19Scout77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only one thing worse...
AS you start the gentle pull---the little ring on the end breaks off and the tag end disappears into the abyss.
Makes of a very uncomfortable, " Honey, we've got a little problem..." </div></div>
has this happen to you and the mrs?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 19Scout77</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only one thing worse...
AS you start the gentle pull---the little ring on the end breaks off and the tag end disappears into the abyss.
Makes of a very uncomfortable, " Honey, we've got a little problem..." </div></div>
has this happen to you and the mrs?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank god the armatures weren’t playing with gerbils or hamsters. </div></div>
ARMAGHEDON!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank god the armatures weren’t playing with gerbils or hamsters. </div></div>
ARMAGHEDON!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
just looked to see all threads i had created here. i was completely at a loss for why i posted something called "butt love", but then i read it and laughed my ass off. i figured a bump to the top was in order
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
just looked to see all threads i had created here. i was completely at a loss for why i posted something called "butt love", but then i read it and laughed my ass off. i figured a bump to the top was in order
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What else are you forgetting Chevy?
What else are you forgetting Chevy?
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I cant stop Laughing that is a good one!
I cant stop Laughing that is a good one!
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I'm tearing up from laughing so hard... and the foot on the ass comment just capped it off, I can't stop laughing. My coworkers are looking at me funny.
I'm tearing up from laughing so hard... and the foot on the ass comment just capped it off, I can't stop laughing. My coworkers are looking at me funny.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
You beat me to it...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
You beat me to it...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BVEAL</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
You beat me to it... </div></div>eh, i was just looking to see what threads i had created. i lol'd again pretty hard with the foot on the ass comment and figured a bump was in order
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BVEAL</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bryan27</div><div class="ubbcode-body">chevyrulz, what the hell were you searching for that brought this thread back up? </div></div>
You beat me to it... </div></div>eh, i was just looking to see what threads i had created. i lol'd again pretty hard with the foot on the ass comment and figured a bump was in order
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
ROFLMAO... but please NO pics of Shankster's woman.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
ROFLMAO... but please NO pics of Shankster's woman.
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i almost pissed myself to funny
i almost pissed myself to funny
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Now thats funny
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Now thats funny
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Shaggy, I've been doing that move for years. My women are a little on the plus-size so I have to use these as butt beads:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Shaggy, I've been doing that move for years. My women are a little on the plus-size so I have to use these as butt beads:
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Shaggy, I've been doing that move for years. My women are a little on the plus-size so I have to use these as butt beads:
</div></div>
And how do you get them out, a winch? LMAO!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you know its breakup sex and youre not gonna be plowin her again, how tempting would it be to try this?
Shankster, I have a mission for you. </div></div>
Shaggy, I've been doing that move for years. My women are a little on the plus-size so I have to use these as butt beads:
</div></div>
And how do you get them out, a winch? LMAO!!!
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He puts them in the Wench and then the winch pulls them out.
He puts them in the Wench and then the winch pulls them out.
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they even come with a built in tampon to shield him from the poo!
how creative
they even come with a built in tampon to shield him from the poo!
how creative
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Read CHOKE by Chuck Palinuk he also wrote FIGHT CLUB. part of the story line hinges off from a line by a girl that goes something like "There was supposed to to be nine beads....you should probably stop by an emergancy room or somthing..."
Read CHOKE by Chuck Palinuk he also wrote FIGHT CLUB. part of the story line hinges off from a line by a girl that goes something like "There was supposed to to be nine beads....you should probably stop by an emergancy room or somthing..."
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the subject. I had to stop reading several times due to uncontrollable laughing:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entrie...ensue.phtml#278
This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the subject. I had to stop reading several times due to uncontrollable laughing:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entrie...ensue.phtml#278
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazlo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the subject. I had to stop reading several times due to uncontrollable laughing:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entrie...ensue.phtml#278 </div></div>BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazlo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the subject. I had to stop reading several times due to uncontrollable laughing:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entrie...ensue.phtml#278 </div></div>BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
