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For this to work right you must start where the last guy left off,...then stop at a point for the next guy to put the next twist into the story. Here we go,......
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While preforming my roving guard duty's at Elgin A.F.B. in Florida one rainy cold night in February 2003. I heard a strange noise coming from a Highly restricted area of the base that I did not have clearance to enter. I tried in vane to locate the guard for that post, but about to give up I seen,............
 
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two guys placing Cuban Military Markings on a MH-53J Pave Low III......
 
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..anxiously sitting in the pilot's seat throwing toggle switches was a 2-star in drag and spiked heels, topped with a red wig and waving a mop. A Fidel Castro lookalike was running across the tarmac dressed in a diaper and holding a turban...
 
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...he is the one true God, and only he shall be worshipped or....
 
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having a full bladder, seeing that on your leg would make you want to______
 
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.....with broken chop sticks and then throw them at.....
 
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...a lifesize Linda Tripp blow-up doll. Anyways, I promptly flicked off the safety on my....
 
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Beam me up Scottie,...but then as I looked across the tarmac I spotted a faint glimpse of a South American ____________
 
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...Gen. Wesley Clarke's underwear drawer holding up a pair of...
 
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a photo of L.B.J. having self relations, while holding a photo of Jackie O., but to my surprise the other photo he was looking at was..........
 
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But before I could boil the water, that Exlax that I took yesterday started to kick in, I was running to the back fourty to dump when I stumbled on to a string that was attached to a.......
 
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... kite. I soon realized that this was the one thing that I need to defeat the Castro look-a-like. I pulled on the kite string to see if...
 
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the South American three-toed sloth would notice. Instead, ...
 
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... I pulled out a cigar and proceeded to....
 
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I thought to myself...no wonder Bill preferred her over the big "H" with kankles. As the bean lovin sloth came into view I.......
 
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...said "Enough of this B.S! It's time for some lead slingin!" I promptly emptied a 20 rounder into the 3 toed sloth, then quickly transfered to my Official Greg Langelius Autographed Model Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.(chambered in .260 of course) Dropping to prone I took deliberate aim at.....
 
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...THAT IT WAS LOWLIGHT DRESSED IN DRAG (FORGOT HE DOES THAT EVERY SIX MONTHS OR SO JUST TO CHECK TO SEE IF HE LIKES IT OR NOT) LOOKING FOR ....
 
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...looking for Greg Langelius and the infamous Dancer (260 of course), who was....
 
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