Maggie’s Capes are for Pussies - My Hero Wears Latex
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I was wondering who was gonna catch that. Good eye!
Oh you filthy Bastards. I'm humbled. 
It's been an amazing journey, believe that. Just like a lot of other things ya'll do, it's difficult to really explain so people can understand, appreciate, just what it is, so I won't even try. I will say this. Yes, I'm completely into complete and utter fucktardery, daily. It's not just my baseline since ever, but a coping mechanism as well, and I know this. You in the shit in your field know this. You who see shit you're not suppose to see on a daily basis know this. You HAVE to have an out. You guy's are most definitely part of my out, and I appreciate it.
Now who wants their hair pulled?
It's been an amazing journey, believe that. Just like a lot of other things ya'll do, it's difficult to really explain so people can understand, appreciate, just what it is, so I won't even try. I will say this. Yes, I'm completely into complete and utter fucktardery, daily. It's not just my baseline since ever, but a coping mechanism as well, and I know this. You in the shit in your field know this. You who see shit you're not suppose to see on a daily basis know this. You HAVE to have an out. You guy's are most definitely part of my out, and I appreciate it. Now who wants their hair pulled?
Oh you filthy Bastards. I'm humbled.
Now who wants their hair pulled?
J: Thanks to You ! Cheers !
21 yrs is a long time buddy. Congrats
I will counter that you are supposed to see it. Just like the mil guys see what they do. You sign up and take the duty to keep the rest of society from having to see it. It is for sure a higher calling for the tough and the brave (and a little crazy....).
I will agree 110% you must have an out or other great coping mechanism or you will be most likely end up a wreck.
I will counter that you are supposed to see it. Just like the mil guys see what they do. You sign up and take the duty to keep the rest of society from having to see it. It is for sure a higher calling for the tough and the brave (and a little crazy....).
I will agree 110% you must have an out or other great coping mechanism or you will be most likely end up a wreck.
Fire up that propane grill... Or did you switch to Sterno. Those little cans hurt less.
Cheers, Sirrh
Cheers, Sirrh
Did anyone else get this message from 1J?
You're too kind. A simple "you fucking idiot" would suffice .
Let's not forget to give the real credit where credit is due. Without a supporting cast of charechters I wouldn't have had the job security in this growing industry to be here and accept this reward.
Thanks for letting me be me.
Let's not forget to give the real credit where credit is due. Without a supporting cast of charechters I wouldn't have had the job security in this growing industry to be here and accept this reward.
Thanks for letting me be me.
Thanks for letting me be me.
You are aware that you just quoted Maser, right?
Cheers,
Sirhr
It depends on where you stash them. ?
Tucker is a website moderator, I guess you are a societal moderator, thanks for taking out the trash.You're too kind. A simple "you fucking idiot" would suffice .
Let's not forget to give the real credit where credit is due. Without a supporting cast of charechters I wouldn't have had the job security in this growing industry to be here and accept this reward.
Thanks for letting me be me.
Kudos 1J, impressive guns! You got a plate full and still find time to keep this place rockin! Thanks,
Mike
Mike
Here’s to hoping that your next body cavity search training gets mixed up with OC training.It's upside down.
I have always wondered how he could do body cavity searches with the Shrek hands he has. Must years of experience, trial and error, or just pure enjoyment of his work.
When 1J hears someone talking about being a two-fisted beer drinker, he starts panting like a dog in mid-summer Louisiana. He'll pass out when he sees your photo.
Not even close brother. Pers 2 sucks ass. Plus I lost a year of service credits when I got attacked some years ago and blew my back out. I went all Honey Badger and the last thing on my mind was proper lift technique on a move we call now "The Human Javelin". Wish I could show the vid. Pretty fucking epic.
Nothing makes a splat like a body vs concrete.
I got 10 more yrs to do it right. 10! Wholly shit.
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you can do that standing on your headNot even close brother. Pers 2 sucks ass. Plus I lost a year of service credits when I got attacked some years ago and blew my back out. I went all Honey Badger and the last thing on my mind was proper lift technique on a move we call now "The Human Javelin". Wish I could show the vid. Pretty fucking epic.
Nothing makes a splat like a body vs concrete.
I got 10 more yrs to do it right. 10! Wholly shit.
Totally different situation but I once got a look at the photo archive of the Cook County (Chicago) coroner. Chicago has quite a few jumpers and some of them auger in head first. The weirdest photo I saw was of an Oriental dude that clipped a ledge on the way down and it shaved off the skin of his face. Even after being ripped off his head and falling hundreds of feet to the ground, his facial skin looked depressed.
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quick thought you guys, you figure he could be a guest on Dog The Bounty Hunter Show???
look at the guns dudes, hes so ready for the silver screen
HA! Came back to the Gulag for lunch from Court and found this on my counter. Never crossed my mind, but, this is National Corrections Officers Week. May 6 - May 12. I may very well be the lone Woof on this one, but @Bender is soon to become part of the "Secret Society". Thought it only fitting to place this in Tuckers epic thread.
You guys are awesome !!!! Thanks for ya'll being you as well !!!!
Now then, "SAY MY NAME" ! tug tug
Thought it only fitting to place this in Tuckers epic thread. You guys are awesome !!!! Thanks for ya'll being you as well !!!!
Now then, "SAY MY NAME" !
tug tug
Please, no "sag and curdle" specials of either gender... I nearly ralphed my chocolate chip cookie.
Naa he's giving free hernia checks . If you're cute ya get a coupon book .
Congrats on 21 yrs. Buddy .
Due to recent admissions 1J04 has been issued new ammo for his pew pew pew.Not even close brother. Pers 2 sucks ass. Plus I lost a year of service credits when I got attacked some years ago and blew my back out. I went all Honey Badger and the last thing on my mind was proper lift technique on a move we call now "The Human Javelin". Wish I could show the vid. Pretty fucking epic.
Nothing makes a splat like a body vs concrete.
I got 10 more yrs to do it right. 10! Wholly shit.
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