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When he was done reaming me out I only contracted back to this much. I'm gonna have to re-sleeve it. 
Women in red: i like to make sammiches and then eat them.
Trump: (to himself) I'm winning so hard right now
Trump: (to himself) I'm winning so hard right now
"When he pulled out, I swear my asshole was blown out this big!"
Guy with glasses overhears this and is speechless.
Trump gloats, beaming with pride, thinking "Yep, that's my dick."
Guy with glasses overhears this and is speechless.
Trump gloats, beaming with pride, thinking "Yep, that's my dick."
We all know the lady in red is thinking about sammiches, that goes without saying!
Yeah she's thinking "I sure would like to be the meat in skinny boy and Trump's sammich".
"Seriously! Hillary lifted up her skirt and it was like THIS!! Look like Damn Chewbacca with a head injury!!"
Trump: "I'm so touching myself tonight"
Guy in glasses: "Did you just grab my ass?"
Trump: "You know it homie!"
Woman in blue: "...then I look down in the toilet, and there's this stinky loaf about this big, and it's all greenish colored because I had eaten a quart of blueberries last night. I had to break it apart with the plunger so it would flush"
Trump: "You know it homie!"
Woman in blue: "...then I look down in the toilet, and there's this stinky loaf about this big, and it's all greenish colored because I had eaten a quart of blueberries last night. I had to break it apart with the plunger so it would flush"
Trump to skinny guy... "You know how I know your gay?"
Lady in blue... "I was telling Donald, that that guys ass hole is this wide cuz he bends over for anyone."
Lady in red..."I remember when he let me bang him with that huge zucchini... that I ate afterwards."
Lady in blue... "I was telling Donald, that that guys ass hole is this wide cuz he bends over for anyone."
Lady in red..."I remember when he let me bang him with that huge zucchini... that I ate afterwards."
Trump looks like he crop dusted everyone.
The woman in red looks like she's shitting her knickers.
The woman in red looks like she's shitting her knickers.
Trump: "I'm the douchiest looking person in this photo!"
Trump, "I just shit myself again... maybe nobody will notice."
Trump a few seconds later, "Shit, the Stormy Daniels' clap drip just dropped a pus ball, maybe it won't show..."
Woman in blue, "Donnies ass is puckered up this tight, u reckon he shit his self again."
Guy by Blue, "smells like it."
Grey hair looking at Trump, "Damn that shit stinks".
Woman in red, "what's that gunk just splattered my shoe?"
Trump a few seconds later, "Shit, the Stormy Daniels' clap drip just dropped a pus ball, maybe it won't show..."
Woman in blue, "Donnies ass is puckered up this tight, u reckon he shit his self again."
Guy by Blue, "smells like it."
Grey hair looking at Trump, "Damn that shit stinks".
Woman in red, "what's that gunk just splattered my shoe?"
Trump Laughing to himself as he knows these folks are all traitors to their own people and he is going to expose them.
May in disgust and gesture they are figuring out I've sold their asses out on Brexit.
Macron, Bout time to smoke another dick.
Merkel, out of pic, How I miss my days in the Stasi...
R
May in disgust and gesture they are figuring out I've sold their asses out on Brexit.
Macron, Bout time to smoke another dick.
Merkel, out of pic, How I miss my days in the Stasi...
R
“No, I said, “King Kong’s balls!”
“My vagina is THIS wide.”
“Hold my dignity, I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.”
"...and then he punched me right in the baby-maker."
“My vagina is THIS wide.”
“Hold my dignity, I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.”
"...and then he punched me right in the baby-maker."
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