Yo all,
So it has been quite some time since either myself or My Lady have been sick. It seems that with her being at the hospital each day, she brought something home a few weeks ago, and she's been working through it and whatnot. And yes, while she was sick, she wasn't there working with dad. She lost her voice and everything.
But now, a few days go, I get sick. I guess it was inevitable. We each have had our flu shots each year, and it's been quite some time since we've been affected with this Biological Warfare. I'm sure it's the Russians, the Japanese with their oranges, or maybe even the Scandehoovians.... but someone out there is trying to take over the world for global domination. Evil bastages.
So, we go to 'the kit' to bring out the regular crap that works. Over the years we've found what is effective, and what is an expensive label. We only keep what is effective. Gotta neutralize Biological Warfare with a Chemical Cocktail to both bolster one's own defenses (read: Personal Toxicity) as well as overtake/poison the offending germabugs and greeblies.
So there I am, lining up shots of Buckley's. You know, that stuff that tastes bad. Except this stuff tastes bad. Really bad. Can you imagine how bad Buckley's must be, for something that tastes bad to REALLY taste bad. As in, it wasn't a 'good bad', but a 'bad bad'????
So I begin looking at the bottle, and it seems to have expired. In November. Of 2009.
That shit's Chemical Warfare, right there! So then I grab the next bottle, which is the 'nicer' one that My Lady prefers because she can't stand the taste/aftertaste of the Buckley's.... and it is some sort of Benylin stuff. (she prefers the prettier flavor) I go to give that crap a swig, and pour some right into my mouth.
Except it doesn't pour out. I stand the bottle back up again, and it swishes back down to the bottom. I tilt my head back, and go to slam some again (clearly, I'm not firing on all cylinders) and sure enough, the contents all flow to the front but NOTHING comes out the neck of the bottle. "What the hell,,," says I???
I look at this stuff, with the bottle upside down, and it has "gel-icized" (or whatever you call that transition a substance takes when they turn from a pourable liquid to a semi-solid/semi-fluid blob of gel) and then I look at the label closerly and it too expired. July, of 2007.
More EVIL Chemical Warfare.
So, the whole point of this blathering diatribe, is that for any of ya'll that have the fancy-schmancey "First Aid Kits" that you can suture up an impromptu Cesarean Section, or using 3 sticks, 5 chicken-bones and a rock perform a lobotomy whilst someone else is holding a chem-light.... once in a while perform an inventory of 'consumables/expendables' and refresh what's needed.
The future of Mankind, Health, Happiness, and Survivability ALL depend on you. Oh, and you're kids probably do too!
Note to self.....
So it has been quite some time since either myself or My Lady have been sick. It seems that with her being at the hospital each day, she brought something home a few weeks ago, and she's been working through it and whatnot. And yes, while she was sick, she wasn't there working with dad. She lost her voice and everything.
But now, a few days go, I get sick. I guess it was inevitable. We each have had our flu shots each year, and it's been quite some time since we've been affected with this Biological Warfare. I'm sure it's the Russians, the Japanese with their oranges, or maybe even the Scandehoovians.... but someone out there is trying to take over the world for global domination. Evil bastages.
So, we go to 'the kit' to bring out the regular crap that works. Over the years we've found what is effective, and what is an expensive label. We only keep what is effective. Gotta neutralize Biological Warfare with a Chemical Cocktail to both bolster one's own defenses (read: Personal Toxicity) as well as overtake/poison the offending germabugs and greeblies.
So there I am, lining up shots of Buckley's. You know, that stuff that tastes bad. Except this stuff tastes bad. Really bad. Can you imagine how bad Buckley's must be, for something that tastes bad to REALLY taste bad. As in, it wasn't a 'good bad', but a 'bad bad'????
So I begin looking at the bottle, and it seems to have expired. In November. Of 2009.
That shit's Chemical Warfare, right there! So then I grab the next bottle, which is the 'nicer' one that My Lady prefers because she can't stand the taste/aftertaste of the Buckley's.... and it is some sort of Benylin stuff. (she prefers the prettier flavor) I go to give that crap a swig, and pour some right into my mouth.
Except it doesn't pour out. I stand the bottle back up again, and it swishes back down to the bottom. I tilt my head back, and go to slam some again (clearly, I'm not firing on all cylinders) and sure enough, the contents all flow to the front but NOTHING comes out the neck of the bottle. "What the hell,,," says I???
I look at this stuff, with the bottle upside down, and it has "gel-icized" (or whatever you call that transition a substance takes when they turn from a pourable liquid to a semi-solid/semi-fluid blob of gel) and then I look at the label closerly and it too expired. July, of 2007.
More EVIL Chemical Warfare.
So, the whole point of this blathering diatribe, is that for any of ya'll that have the fancy-schmancey "First Aid Kits" that you can suture up an impromptu Cesarean Section, or using 3 sticks, 5 chicken-bones and a rock perform a lobotomy whilst someone else is holding a chem-light.... once in a while perform an inventory of 'consumables/expendables' and refresh what's needed.
The future of Mankind, Health, Happiness, and Survivability ALL depend on you. Oh, and you're kids probably do too!
Note to self.....
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