Chuck Norris was exposed to the China virus...

[Gar.]

The virus is now in quarantine and dying a slow death from a roundhouse kick to the throat. ?

And Jeff Epstein didn’t die from the China virus!

 

[Crang]

You know Chuck doesnt believe in the periodic table?

Yeah, he only believes in the element of surprise....

 

[forrestgump01]

You guys havnt figured it out yet. It's a conspiracy.
All these deaths are being blamed on the coronavirus to cover up all the deaths by Chuck Norris.

Chuck use to be #1 before abortion was legal.

Average # of deaths per day.

Abortion. 2,408
CHUCK NORRIS. 2,376
Heart disease. 1,773
Cancer. 1,641
Medical error. 685
Car accidents. 401
Strokes. 401
Masturbation. 12

 

[Gar.]

Thats hilarious!

 

[Carlos Danger]

 

[dtdk]

Chuck sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of chuck

 

[Gar.]

 

[Maggot]

If you look closely at the virus under a microscope, it’s actually Chuck Norris.

Chuck dont hurt the innocent.

 

[hollowoutadime]

You know why they're called the Virgin Islands?

..Chuck Norris hasn't been there yet.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Threadcutter308]

You guys havnt figured it out yet. It's a conspiracy.
All these deaths are being blamed on the coronavirus to cover up all the deaths by Chuck Norris.

Chuck use to be #1 before abortion was legal.

Average # of deaths per day.

Abortion. 2,408
CHUCK NORRIS. 2,376
Heart disease. 1,773
Cancer. 1,641
Medical error. 685
Car accidents. 401
Strokes. 401
Masturbation. 12

OK, just how in the hell does...........

Never mind

 

[Gar.]

 

[wade2big]

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.