Chy na BBQ’n humans alive

Dippy

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Can't speak for Chinese, but Korean BBQ is really good! :D
I haven’t had a bbq I didn’t like yet!

If I had to eat a human I’d cook it on my smoker. Maybe the back of a thigh, injected with apple cider vinegar, cherry coke, and apple juice. Wet rub overnight marinate. Next morning fire the smoker up at dawn with hickory. Rub that rascal down with some of my homemade rub. Low and slow around 225 until the stall then fire that joker up to about 2 fitty to push through the stall. Finish at 202F.

Maybe cook some taters in the drippings. Be delicious.
 

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One can only hope that it is not true,
However, given their track record.
If it is true, the lady that was in the room next to that would probably be next.
 
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I haven’t had a bbq I didn’t like yet!

If I had to eat a human I’d cook it on my smoker. Maybe the back of a thigh, injected with apple cider vinegar, cherry coke, and apple juice. Wet rub overnight marinate. Next morning fire the smoker up at dawn with hickory. Rub that rascal down with some of my homemade rub. Low and slow around 225 until the stall then fire that joker up to about 2 fitty to push through the stall. Finish at 202F.

Maybe cook some taters in the drippings. Be delicious.

Stay away from the brains unless you want you some Kuru.