Congress on TV

[Nik H]

@Veer_G

Was watching some Democrat congressman use a word I don't know. He said the President and Barr was obscutating the facts to deceive the people of the US.

Can you help me with that one?

 

[Howland]

He doesn't have a clue either but someone fat fingered his talking points and he just read it exactly the way it was written for him.

 

[ForgeValley]

Probably obfuscating.

ob·fus·cate
/ˈäbfəˌskāt/
verb
gerund or present participle: obfuscating

1. render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.
   "the spelling changes will deform some familiar words and obfuscate their etymological origins"
   

   synonyms:

   obscure, confuse, make obscure/unclear, blur, muddle, jumble, complicate, garble, muddy, cloud, befog; muddy the waters "the debate all too often obfuscates the issue"

   • bewilder (someone).
     "it is more likely to obfuscate people than enlighten them"
     

     synonyms:

     bewilder, mystify, puzzle, perplex, baffle, confound, bemuse, befuddle, nonplus; More

 

[Nik H]

I need to work on my sarcasm

 

[ForgeValley]

Yep, I missed it completely! But, it's a great word to know so you have done your part for the education of SH today.

 

[Loonhunter]

@Veer_G

Was watching some Democrat congressman use a word I don't know. He said the President and Barr was obscutating the facts to deceive the people of the US.

Can you help me with that one?

Was he from Georgia’s 4th congressional district ?

 

[Nik H]

Yep, I missed it completely! But, it's a great word to know so you have done your part for the education of SH today.

I know the word well....just amazed that a Congressman doesn't.

 

[candyx]

In other words the Democratic Congressman is stating that POTUS has stuck his dick in our asses with no lube and Pelosi gets to lick the Trump Love Stick until its clean.

Only wish the POTUS would activate Patriot Militias to clean house to restore the Republic.

 

[Loonhunter]

Yep, I missed it completely! But, it's a great word to know so you have done your part for the education of SH today.

You’re in the running for two daily awards;
-the Cliff Claven award
-the Captain Obvious award
Good luck!

 

[Nik H]

You’re in the running for two daily awards;
-the Cliff Claven award
-the Captain Obvious award
Good luck!

Hey Cornelius....thanks for noticing! I'm all about the awards.

 

[Veer_G]

Probably obfuscating.

ob·fus·cate
/ˈäbfəˌskāt/
verb
gerund or present participle: obfuscating

1. render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.
   "the spelling changes will deform some familiar words and obfuscate their etymological origins"
   

   synonyms:

   obscure, confuse, make obscure/unclear, blur, muddle, jumble, complicate, garble, muddy, cloud, befog; muddy the waters "the debate all too often obfuscates the issue"

   • bewilder (someone).
     "it is more likely to obfuscate people than enlighten them"
     

     synonyms:

     bewilder, mystify, puzzle, perplex, baffle, confound, bemuse, befuddle, nonplus; More

It was some chin-whiskered, slow-talking Democrat dotard who completely fucked up the pronunciation.

 

[Nik H]

I felt a little more sarcastic than normal this morning. I wonder whether it was written incorrectly, mispronounced or he is just an idiot

 

[Veer_G]

I felt a little more sarcastic than normal this morning. I wonder whether it was written incorrectly, mispronounced or he is just an idiot

Um, uh, um, uh, I'd go with idiocy.

 

[Loonhunter]

Um, uh, um, uh, I'd go with idiocy.

Idiocy. Always a safe bet with Congress

 

[Mwalex]

The site needs a sarcasm font.

 

[Veer_G]

The site needs a sarcasm font.

How about baked goods?

 

[Nik H]

Um, uh, um, uh, I'd go with idiocy.

A member of the Ineptocracy

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Only wish the POTUS would activate Patriot Militias to clean house to restore the Republic.

Don't need those, just get the "LAW" out of the way an this ship will return to her roots quickly but, we'll need a lot of lime an some D10's. Both I would happily fund with a CCT (cost of correction tax).

 

[diverdon]

@Veer_G

Was watching some Democrat congressman use a word I don't know. He said the President and Barr was obscutating the facts to deceive the people of the US.

Can you help me with that one?

So according to the Democrats, every time President Trump made a comment about Muller he was obstructing justice. Now that Barr is investigating them they should be arrested every time they make a comment about him because they are attempting to obstruct justice.

 

[diverdon]

Perhaps he was trying to make Obstruction sound worse, and be even harder to disprove.

 

[Alphatreedog]

How about baked goods?

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Sarcasm never tasted so good . Yum Yum Doughnuts ?

 

[Veer_G]

Fuck, I wish. Colmar is calling my name.

 

[Foul Mike]

Has that island in the S. Pacific capsized yet?