Could we be so lucky?

[sirhrmechanic]

This fat disgusting anti-American tub of lard finally woke up to how the world feels about her…

Please Lizzo… don’t disappoint us.

It’s taken the Smithsonian a year to get the stench off of that flute… too.

 

[kindabitey]

If it sounds too good to be true, it generally isn't

 

[Keeper22]

Message to her and the other progressives/leftists, nobody cares you are not special. Go away, being fat with a loud mouth doesn't matter in the real world, do something productive for society!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Sadly.

Like all those nasty commies who said they'd leave America. Not ONE did. Not one.

Fuck those lying commie sacks of shit.

Sirhr

 

[whatsupdoc]

Wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

 

[theLBC]

 

[MarshallDodge]

Wake up Lizzo, they only use you to make money. That's obviously starting to dry up.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

My dick couldn't reach past the layers of blubber.

Have to roll that nasty pieces of refuse in corn starch and look for the wet spot...

Enjoy that image.

Cheers!

 

[n2ishun]

She looks like that skank from that whatever Jersey Shores show.
Don't recall skanks name, but that's not important is it ?

 

[Arc Light]

Anyone else notice with these black women, the fatter they are, the less clothing they wear? To think this pig said "I am the new standard of beauty" LOL.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Who?

 

[Ronws]

My dick couldn't reach past the layers of blubber.

Have to roll that nasty pieces of refuse in corn starch and look for the wet spot...

Enjoy that image.

Cheers!

Yeah but when she is sweating, there will be many wet spots. It's all too confusing.

 

[P-Squared]

My dick couldn't reach past the layers of blubber.

Have to roll that nasty pieces of refuse in corn starch and look for the wet spot...

Enjoy that image.

Cheers!

I hear that after you roll them in corn starch if you dip in egg and roll them in flour, they fry up nice and crispy.

no amount of bleach will get that visual out of your head.

 

[Tokay444]

Normalize telling feminists they remind you of Lizzo.

 

[loboman7x57]

Yeah but when she is sweating, there will be many wet spots. It's all too confusing.

There's a piece in every crease.

 

[atomic41]

This fat disgusting anti-American tub of lard finally woke up to how the world feels about her…

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Maggot? Is that you?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone else notice with these black women, the fatter they are, the less clothing they wear? To think this pig said "I am the new standard of beauty" LOL.

Dude. You need to tone that down.

That is incredibly insulting to some intelligent, sensitive, clean and ultimately useful critters -- pigs!

Sirhr

 

[ironman56]

'I quit" fat chance !!!!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

'I quit" fat chance !!!!!!

Agree.

She probably made several million off her POS nasty 'song' crap.

And blew every cent of it on BS and her 'posse.' So doesn't have a cent to her name.

So she can't quit. She'll keep milking that fat shit until she ends up OD'd or dying of Myocarditis... which is almost inevitable.

Sirhr

 

[7.62willdo]

Agree.

She probably made several million off her POS nasty 'song' crap.

And blew every cent of it on CHEESECAKE So doesn't have a cent to her name.

So she can't quit. She'll keep milking that fat shit until she ends up OD'd or dying of Myocarditis... which is almost inevitable.

Sirhr

FIFY

 

[akmike47]

I dont want her to harm herself, I just don’t want to hear her shit music.

 

[akmike47]

FIFY

How’s blowing money on cheesecake bad exactly?

 

[Ronws]

How’s blowing money on cheesecake bad exactly?

On second thought, that is a fair question.

 

[Longshot231]

Go to X but don't watch the video. I post this because I think that there are members of the Bear Pit on X posting their comments. Haven't stopped laughing.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[vinniedelpino]

My dick couldn't reach past the layers of blubber.

Have to roll that nasty pieces of refuse in corn starch and look for the wet spot...

Enjoy that image.

Cheers!

Thanks for ruining my easter breakfast.

 

[Tokay444]

Thanks for ruining my easter breakfast.

You mean visibility day.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Who is Lizzo? Never heard of her before. I don't think she has ever appeared on Gunsmoke.

 

[Dunraven]

Is it any wonder that the blacks love to chase white women?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Is it any wonder that the blacks love to chase white women?

Even the black dudes have their standards! Fat as a fucking hippo turns on noone...

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Dirty D]

There's a piece in every crease.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[Glowie]

She's got a future selling ozempic

 

[BAMAboy18]

I think it all because Ben Shapiro called her out in his rap debut!

 

[Two36]

No. If we were lucky,I'd of found her washed up on the beach. What would of made that lucky is, oregon dynamites beached whales.

 

[Steel+Killer]

She will do the woke talk show circuit painting her as a victim. Drew and Ellen will be all over this fat skank like this fat skank would be on a pepperoni pizza.

 

[BLEE]

Never heard of the sow.

 

[Longshot231]

Is there anyway that we could introduce her to Al Bundy?

 

[mosin46]

that this pig was able to make any money sell or anything she did is a indictment of the complete loss of any social sanity. aretha and billie must be turning over in their graves. can't blame this one on us boomers.

 

[diggler1833]

My dick couldn't reach past the layers of blubber.

Have to roll that nasty pieces of refuse in corn starch and look for the wet spot...

Enjoy that image.

Cheers!

You'd just smack her on the ass and ride the wave in...don't kid yourself .

Bet her under-britches are repurposed bed sheets and smell like she sat in mustard.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

She will do the woke talk show circuit painting her as a victim. Drew and Ellen will be all over this fat skank like this fat skank would be on a pepperoni pizza.

She a a skunt. It’s a cross between a skank and a, well, you know the thing.

 

[JerkyFreak]

You'd just smack her on the ass and ride the wave in...don't kid yourself .

Bet her under-britches are repurposed bed sheets and smell like she sat in mustard.

What has mustard got to do with it?

 

[JerkyFreak]

Yeah but when she is sweating, there will be many wet spots. It's all too confusing.

You could probably stick it in any wet spot and not touch bottom...

 

[Redlion]

It is because of the above. Fattie is facing lawsuits from back-up singers for deviant behaviors.

 

[Plinker 73]

I dont want her to harm herself, I just don’t want to hear her shit music.

Music ????? Not in my world

 

[akmike47]

Music ????? Not in my world

Tell that to the multimillionaire making shitty music just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t music. I think it’s shit but it’s still music.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

All this is, is a publicity stunt to get everyone feeling sorry for her, so they will buy more of her “records” attend more of her ”concerts” and tell her how much they “love” her or him or whatever it is.

We’ve wasted more electrons on this thing than it ever deserved.

 

[Longshot231]

The only thing that she is good for is pulling a plough. Then again, a mule’s ass would look better than her butt.

 

[Makinchips208]

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She gonna tip the island over!