Maggie’s Cowboy joke

[jmtgsx]

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

 

[168BTHPM]

Re: Cowboy joke

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[Spartan67]

Re: Cowboy joke

Its old, but still funny!

 

[kevinjs1]

Re: Cowboy joke

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jmtgsx</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

</div></div>

Yee haw!

 

[jmtgsx]

Re: Cowboy joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!