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Maggie’s Dear wife...

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Jul 3, 2007
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“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”
 
Dumb skank, its the fact that its so easy to get 18 into 54 that makes it no fun. But get 54 into 18 and you have accomplished something !
 
Somebody asked George Burns once how was sex at 80(he always had a cutie with him at events). "It's like trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope"