Maggie’s Depression

[Arch]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds,etc......

I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[Mike]

Re: Depression

Did you get your computer fixed while you were on the phone?

 

[Arch]

Re: Depression

Took me a minute...

 

[sapper12b]

Re: Depression

LOL thats great

 

[duke308]

Re: Depression

Unfortunately it could be very true

 

[hhowe]

Re: Depression

funny, but could be true!

 

[Brit308]

Re: Depression

"Where do you get your recruits from?" - "The suicide hotline"

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