Did you hear the one about?

[supercorndogs]

I heard Harley Davidson was going to start making computers, but they gave up when they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Do ou know the difference between a harley davidson and a hoover vacuum. the hover has the dirt bag on the inside.

You know the difference between a BMW and porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.