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[Dead Eye Dick]

Today, White House announces considering plan to end all life on Earth…I mean eliminate Global Warming by blocking sunlight from reaching the planet Earth.

In Further News…

GOD has descended from Heaven to declare personally, that of all the ideas ever put forth of any and everything and everyone who he has created in this entire massive universe, that he also created,,,,, that this

Is The Most Stupid idea that has ever been even dared to be dreamed of.

How did these people ever learn how to breath???

 

[UKDslayer]

They are just doing what they have been told. Too stupid to see the end of the USA.

 

[bobkhan]

Dude has stolen the script from Highlander 2: The Quickening….

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Dude has stolen the script from Highlander 2: The Quickening….

No, I actually heard this nonsense on broadcast news. its true, the idiots want to destroy the entire planet over their obsession with the climate.

Not the proclamation fro GOD, which I added only for emphasis and hopefully a chuckle, but the sun blocking scheme is actually a study being considered and the current administration is all for it. I am serious, those folks are so beyond stupid, it is curious that they have enough of a brain stem (much less brain) to even maintain breathing.

 

[bobkhan]

No, I actually heard this nonsense on broadcast news. its true, the idiots want to destroy the entire planet over their obsession with the climate.

Sorry, I should clarify that the dude I was referring to was Biden.

 

[EddieNFL]

Sunlight Bad, says WH

 

[Rthur]

What about solar panels?...


R

 

[Inifinty]

Spray you like bugs,

They will.

 

[Ronws]

Well, to be fair, they claim it is about saving the planet but really, it is about taking your money and rights and life from you.

Real newsflas: You do not have to let them do this. They can be stopped. Precisely and primarily because they are NOT God.

 

[JoshPutman]

So how am I supposed to sunbathe my asshole if he succeeds?

 

[Ronws]

So how am I supposed to sunbathe my asshole if he succeeds?

New marketing idea. A flashlight you can shine up your keister. I call it the "Butt Light." Smells about the same.

 

[smoooth1]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Im2bent]

Isn't he to busy building a train to the titanic?

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[UKDslayer]

New marketing idea. A flashlight you can shine up your keister. I call it the "Butt Light." Smells about the same.

They already exist. Its called an anuscope.

 

[lash]

But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Matt 8:12

 

[Ronws]

They already exist. Its called an anuscope.

I like my name for it better.

 

[Makinchips208]

They already exist. Its called an anuscope.