Maggie’s Do the German's have a sense of Humor?

[hermosabeach]

https://media.dumpert.nl/tablet/_93aca427_YTDL_1.mp4.mp4.mp4

A German telling a Joke - Video Link

 

[Bender]

No

 

[2ndamendfan]

NO.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Not that I am aware of, ever.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Not in my experience.

 

[theLBC]

nein

 

[GTOJOSH]

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They're very efficient and not very funny.

 

[NukeMMC]

You will cease wit zer levity undt humor!
Vee haf vays to make you comply!!!

 

[EddieNFL]

Well, they did give us rotten cabbage...or was that the Koreans?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Yes they do. All Nein of them...

Hey, do you know what the German word for bra is?

Stopemfromfloppen.

My wife is very organized. Almost OCD in her organization skills. We have a friend in Germany that tells her that they have an old saying in Germany...

“Those that are organized are too lazy to search. “

so yes, some of them have a sense of humor.

 

[Brinkmeister]

Well, since they're our neighbour country: yes, they do have a sense of humor. A practical joke with a shower comes to mind.

Besides, there's a saying: The Swiss are like Germans, but without a sense of humor.

 

[AlphaSteven]

Definite answer: It depends on who's the receiving end of the joke.

 

[softcock]

When I click on both Links in 1st post, I get a . ( 403 " is Verboden" ) white page .
.

 

[RichJ]

Rich

 

[weaselrunner]

I worked for a German company -- NO.........

 

[sinister]

One of our German exchange lieutenants asked us if we liked knock-knock jokes. One of ours took the bait and asked, "Knock-knock?"

Robert got some chuckles when he replied, "SILENCE! WE ask the questions here!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yes, they do! Sirhr

ps. That whole master race gag was a hoot!

 

[W54/XM-388]

My brother works for a German company....
They decided to tell all the employees to show up for a company Christmas party...... On Saturday when they are all normally off.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Only when they are unerotically naked. Same with the Swiss. Dunno if I would call that humor.

 

[Yasherka]

German: No
Russians: Yes

Agree about the Germans, the Russkies do have a sense of humor but it doesn't always translate well

 

[Jscb1b]

Did you hear about the German girl that was being raped by 12 Pollock's? She kept screaming nien, nien. So 3 polocks left.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I work for them..............not lately anyway. (Sense of humor, that is)

 

[woogie_man]

Depends on the german. A german company bought the company I work for....there are a few that we are able to joke with.

One always comes down when something needs to change or something. I made mention that we only listen to back to back world war champions. He chuckles and shakes his head.

 

[magtech]

Depends on how much they trust you. When I was statined in Germany I bowled on a offbase league with some herms. They loved to drink and joked as much as I do... I'm sure I'll never see them again, but they were good people...ahh memories

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[fx77]

Having lived there , and compared to the Swiss , they are a laugh riot!

 

[alpine44]

Let me see whether you guys get German humor:

Click the "CC" icon on the bottom to get English subtitles.

 

[SCRAM2013]

I think that "I" have a wonderful sense of humor, but I'm a mutt like most. My GF might argue with you though.

E

 

[shoot4fun]

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[Jscb1b]

9!

 

[Darayavaus]

Having lived there , and compared to the Swiss , they are a laugh riot!

das is nicht Schweiz, das ist sheisse.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

My father in law is German. He has no fucking sense of humor.

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[FatBoy]

My wife is German. She has a sense of humor but in NO way is my smartassery funny when directed her way. Biggest laugh I ever saw her let out is when I lit my head on fire cleaning an intake manifold. THAT apparently is hilarious.

My brother in law is fun. Love hanging out with him but those assholes at Wolfsburg convinced him it was ok to use the N word here if you were buddies. Yeah, German humor.....

 

[SCRAM2013]

Correct

 

[SCRAM2013]

My wife is German. She has a sense of humor but in NO way is my smartassery funny when directed her way. Biggest laugh I ever saw her let out is when I lit my head on fire cleaning an intake manifold. THAT apparently is hilarious.

My brother in law is fun. Love hanging out with him but those assholes at Wolfsburg convinced him it was ok to use the N word here if you were buddies. Yeah, German humor.....

Speaking of on fire.

When the old man is trying to stuff the cat in the oven on Apt Pupil is pretty damn funny

Everyone from Chicom to effing Iceland knows the word N creates nothing but trouble. Knife fight trouble. Surely he knew that and being German thought it would be funny to push those buttons and see what happens.


Can't blame him. We all have a different way of getting our kicks. Just sayin. I prefer to stuff well, nevermind

 

[SCRAM2013]

That solves it. We do not have a sense of humor.

E

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My wife is German. She has a sense of humor but in NO way is my smartassery funny when directed her way. Biggest laugh I ever saw her let out is when I lit my head on fire cleaning an intake manifold. THAT apparently is hilarious.

My brother in law is fun. Love hanging out with him but those assholes at Wolfsburg convinced him it was ok to use the N word here if you were buddies. Yeah, German humor.....

They always did have a thing for burning people.



cheers, Sirhr