So does Sasquatch turn circles to find true north before he shits in the woods?
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Absolutely, he needs to turn circles in order to remove his costume before he takes a dump.
Can't we let those who stumble home from the bar just live in peace??
Of course he does! How else is he going to get that last one out that he had a little bit of "hang time" with?? Besides, he's got to face the side of the tree, that has the moss! Mac
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Check at the White House. No doubt Pedo Joe wanders the halls looking for a corner to crap in, after he craps they have people to change his diaper and wipe his butt, he attests to that when he comments on it to the press. I bet the walks in circles for a few minutes until it is grunt time and then stares red faced until he is done.
you thinking about messing with Sasquatch?
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Does a tin man have a sheet metal dick?
If I do... I would expect the 'Squatch to as well... It's kind of a PITA in public toilets, though. They are so small.
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Sasquatch is intelligent. He doesn't circle like a dog. He digs a hole, does his business, and buries it, to nurture the earth and leave no trace.
the real question if a Sasquatch does exist does it pee standing on two legs or on all 4 lifting it's leg like a dogs ?
which brings the question what does a man do standing that a woman does sitting and a dog does on 3 legs ?
answer : shake hands .
which brings the question what does a man do standing that a woman does sitting and a dog does on 3 legs ?
answer : shake hands .
I found myself having to Turn in a circle twice before the last shit I took in the woods. Course my ass is so hairy someone would mistake me for Sasquatch
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