Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest

[Conaso]

I'm at a loss for words... who knew.

Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox, touch-ups

Botox injections, face lifts and other cosmetic alterations to make the camels more attractive are strictly prohibited.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[J-Ham]

There's so many jokes I want to make... But somehow none of them seem to do this story justice.

We live in clown world...

 

[BLKWLFK9]

I've always been able to appreciate properly groomed camels feet. Especially the toes.

 

[J-Ham]

Ok that was good...

 

[Conaso]

I wonder what the bathing suit competition is like?

I bet the slut in the beige bikini is sleeping with one of the judges.

 

[Docsherm]

WOW........ Just WOW............

 

[hlee]

I wonder what the bathing suit competition is like?

I bet the slut in the beige bikini is sleeping with one of the judges.

Of course she is. That is one of the competitions...

 

[J-Ham]

It's rare that a news story can silence The Pit... That's sayin' something!

 

[hlee]

It's rare that a news story can silence The Pit... That's sayin' something!

Still pretty early across much of the US. Give them some time to brew a cup of coffee and finish the crossword...

 

[J-Ham]

Fair enough.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Having been in the horse training/showing business, I can attest, there is no limit that humans will go to do things to their animals to make them win.

 

[TXAZ]

Lived there.
Yea, the camels are better looking than the women.

 

[Conaso]

Do they shave the arm... I mean leg pits? Asking for a friend.

 

[jinxx4ever]

Having been in the horse training/showing business, I can attest, there is no limit that humans will go to do things to their animals to make them win.

same here, and a lot was inhumane

 

[seanh]

We have dog shows, they have camel shows... Ever see the freaks of a dog show?
That reminds me, there's a movie called "best and show"... Do you want a good laugh, watch it

 

[HeavyAssault]

So if you pound camel toes, doggy style while making animal sounds should it be a sprint or marathon??

 

[hlee]

So if you pound camel toes, doggy style while making animal sounds should it be a sprint or marathon??

Is it your camel? If so, dealer’s choice. If not, sprint…

 

[winniedonkey]

Allah is so proud of his people.

Someone will obviously be protesting this tyranny with a one time homemade vest.

 

[CSGambill]

I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

 

[hlee]

I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

Just like the American beauty contests, the judges are looking to get them OUT of the swim suits...

 

[seanh]

I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

Na, They're pretty easy to train. Those camels have been groomed early on to be lipstick camels.